Sunday,Jun 15 2008, 03:16:23 AM25 REASONS I OWE MY PARENTS…

1. My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"Good you’re cleaning up your closet, now clean the bathroom and do the laundry." :p

2. My Parents taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray or else you don’t go to heaven." :p

3. My Parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't get up, I will get a bucket of water!"

4. My Parents taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My Parents taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, I’d rather kill you."

6. My Parents taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you meet an accident you won’t get embarrassed."

7. My Parents taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My Parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My Parents taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My Parents taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until you finish all that food on your plate.."

11. My Parents taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My Parents taught me about HYPOCRISY.

If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My Parents taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My Parents taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My Parents taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16.My Parents taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My Parents taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My Parents taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop those lips from pouting, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My Parents taught me ESP.

"If you cut your fingers, a beheaded priest will come out of your wound!"

20. My Parents taught me HUMOR.

"When that knife cuts off your finger, don't come running to me."

21. My Parents taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My Parents taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My Parents taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My parents taught me about ROOTS.

“Get inside and shut the door behind you, or your grandmother hears I’m scolding you!”

25. My Parents taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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