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Some Politically Correct Statements!
• Your bedroom isn’t cluttered; it’s just “PASSAGE-RESTRICTIVE.”
• Kids don’t get grounded anymore. They merely hit “SOCIAL SPEED BUMPS.”
• You’re not late; you just have a “RESCHEDULED ARRIVAL TIME.”
• You’re not having a bad hair day; you’re suffering from “REBELLIOUS FOLLICLE SYNDROME.”
• No one’s tall anymore. They are “VERTICALLY ENHANCED.”
• You’re not shy. You’re “CONVERSATIONALLY SELECTIVE.”
• You don’t talk a lot. You’re just “ABUNDANTLY VERBAL.”
• It’s not called gossip anymore. It’s “THE SPEEDY TRANSMISSION OF NEAR – FACTUAL INFORMATION.”
• The food at the school cafeteria isn’t awful. It’s “DIGESTIVELY CHALLENGED.”
• No one fails a class anymore; he’s merely “PASSING-IMPAIRED.”
• You don’t have detention; you’re just one of the “EXIT-DELAYED.”
• These days, a student isn’t lazy. He’s “ENERGETICALLY DECLINED.”
• Your locker isn’t overflowing with junk; it’s just “CLOSURE-PROHIBITIVE.”
• Your homework isn’t missing; it’s just having an “OUT-OF-NOTEBOOK EXPERIENCE.”
• You’re not sleeping in class; you’re “RATIONING CONSCIOUSNESS.”
• You don’t have smelly gym socks; you have “ODOUR-RETENTIVE ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR.”
• You weren’t passing notes in class. You were “PARTICIPATING IN THE DISCREET EXCHANGE OF PENNED MEDITATIONS.”
• You’re not being sent to the principal’s office. You’re “GOING ON A MANDATORY FIELD TRIP TO THE ADMINISTRATIVE BUILDING.”