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jasminka87's Homepage http://www.zorpia.com/jasminka87 Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:09 EST Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:09 EST Zorpia.com Ways Girls Turn Down Men http://www.zorpia.com/jasminka87/journal/1604798 <h1 align="center">Ways Girls Turn Down <del>MEn</del> </h1> <h1 align="center"> Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?</h1> <h1 align="center">Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. </h1> <h1 align="center"> Man: Is this seat empty?</h1> <h1 align="center">Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.</h1> <h1 align="center"> <del>Man</del>: Hey baby, what's your sign?</h1> <h1 align="center">Woman: Do not enter. Man: Can I buy you a drink? Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money. Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Woman: I must have been given your share. Man: Your face must turn a few heads. Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs. Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. Woman: Okay, get out. Man: I think I could make you very happy. Woman: Why? Are you leaving? <del>Man</del>: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?</h1> <h1 align="center">Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.</h1> <h1 align="center"></h1> <h1 align="center"></h1> <h1 align="center">Man: Can I have your name?</h1> <h1 align="center">Woman: Why? Don't you already have one? Man: Shall we go see a movie?</h1> <h1 align="center">Woman: I've already seen one. </h1> <h1 align="center"> Man: Where have you been all my life?</h1> <h1 align="center">Woman: Hiding from you. </h1> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/jasminka87/journal/1604798 Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:31 EST The Language of Loveee http://www.zorpia.com/jasminka87/journal/1583988 >>> >If you have loved ones around the world then this is helpful >>> > >>> >How to say "I Love You" in 100 Languages >>> > >>>                                                            <a title="Myspace Graphics" href="http://www.glitter-graphics.com/"><img height="238" alt="myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics" src="http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/21/21353anv7l37ic5.gif" width="174" border="0" /></a> >English - I love you >>> >Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief >>> >Albanian - Te dua >>> >Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) >>> >Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) >>> >Armenian - Yes kez sirumen >>> >Bambara - M'bi fe >>> >Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi >>> >Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu >>> >Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo >>> >Bulgarian - Obicham te >>> >Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah >>> >Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a >>> >Catalan - T'estimo >>> >Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse >>> >Chichewa - Ndimakukonda >>> >Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) >>> >Creol - Mi aime jou >>> >Croatian - Volim te >>> >Czech - Miluji te >>> >Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig >>> >Dutch - Ik hou van jou >>> >Esperanto - Mi amas vin >>> >Estonian - Ma armastan sind >>> >Ethiopian - Afgreki' >>> >Faroese - Eg elski teg >>> >Farsi - Doset daram >>> >Filipino - Mahal kita >>> >Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua >>> >French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore >>> >Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort >>> >Georgian - Mikvarhar >>> >German - Ich liebe dich >>> >Greek - S'agapo >>> >Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo >>> >Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw >>> >Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi >>> >Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female) >>> >Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male) >>> >Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw >>> >Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae >>> >Hmong - Kuv hlub koj >>> >Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta >>> >Hungarian - Szeretlek >>> >Icelandic - Eg elska tig >>> >Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw >>> >Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu >>> >Inuit - Negligevapse >>> >Irish - Taim i' ngra leat >>> >Italian - Ti amo >>> >Japanese - Aishiteru >>> >Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene >>> >Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka >>> >Kiswahili - Nakupenda >>> >Konkani - Tu magel moga cho >>> >Korean - Sarang Heyo >>> >Latin - Te amo >>> >Latvian - Es tevi miilu >>> >Lebanese - Bahibak >>> >Lithuanian - Tave myliu >>> >Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu >>> >Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu >>> >Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni >>> >Marathi - Me tula prem karto >>> >Mohawk - Kanbhik >>> >Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik >>> >Mahuatl - Ni mits neki >>> >Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni >>> >Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg >>> >Pandacan - Syota na kita!! >>> >Pangasinan - Inaru Taka >>> >Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo >>> >Persian - Doo-set daaram >>> >Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay >>> >Polish - Kocham Ciebie >>> >Portuguese - Eu te amo >>> >Recto - Psst... Halika na >>> >Romanian - Te ubesk >>> >Russian - Ya tebya liubliu >>> >Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort >>> >Serbian - Volim te >>> >Setswana - Ke a go rata >>> >Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing >>> >('I Love You') >>> >Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan >>> >Sioux - Techihhila >>> >Slovak - Lu`bim ta >>> >Slovenian - Ljubim te >>> >Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo >>> >Swahili - Ninapenda wewe >>> >Swedish - Jag alskar dig >>> >Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di >>> >Tagalog - Mahal   Personal http://www.zorpia.com/jasminka87/journal/1583988 Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:48 EST