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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me!
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; _ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher. fish usa
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Lebanon
i’d like to be ur friend
do u agree?
if yes please add me
if no so iam so sorrey to noising u
aziz_sarsari2007@yahoo.fr or romeo2007net@hotmail.comi hope you accepted my friendship and thinks kiss
United Kingdom
Norway
[x] give me your number?
[x] kiss me?
[x] let me kiss you?
[x] watch a movie with me?
[x] take me out to dinner?
[x] drive me somewhere
[x] take a shower with me?
[_] have a fling with me?
[x] buy me a drink?
[x] take me home for the night?
[x] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[x] Sing karaoke with me?
[x] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] give me a piggyback ride?
[x] Dance with me?
[x] Let me make you breakfast?
[_] Tickle me to death?
[x] Let me tickle you?
[x] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
[x] Play strip poker with me?
[x] Get wasted with me?
[x] Greet me in public?
[x] Hang out with me?
[x] Bring me around your friends?
[;)] have a relationship with me?
[_x Say yes if i asked you out?
Have a wonerful day. You are very beautiful and attractive :)
New York
United States
hatay
Turkey
Khartoum
Sudan
How is ur weekend? Mine has been filled with a lot of work leaving me little time for leisure hence boredom. Anyway u r lost n it's long time we have not met again.
Edinburgh
United Kingdom
ma wknd is gd thanx
United States
Coventry
United Kingdom
Angola