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Basic
- Gender:Female
- Age:24
- Ethnicity:Asian
- Country:Malaysia
- City :Kuala Lumpur
Personal
- About me:L A Z Y
- Clubs & Organizations:http://bux.to/?r=shadowmode
- Places I've Traveled To:T_T
- I'm looking for:n o t h i n g
Dating
- Dating Status:In a Relationship
- Body Type:Slender
- Eye Color:Black
- Height:5'4
- Religion:Buddhist
- Smoking Habit:no
- Drinking Habit:no
- Interested in Meeting for:Friends, Activity Partners
- Currently Living with:Parents, Spouse
- In a social setting, I'm:Home Body
- TV watching habits:Couch Potato, Sitcoms, Dramas, Movies, Soaps, soaps, soaps, Documentaries, Channel Hopper
- Sense of humor:Dry / Sarcastic
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Tuesday,May 6 2008, 05:25:14 AM~ Chicken Sandwich ~
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Everyday they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches everyday! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her! She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat anymore chicken."
He
kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches. I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
Thursday,Aug 16 2007, 02:04:16 AM~ Guaranteed Weight Loss Program ~
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her ...
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Wednesday,Jul 18 2007, 12:39:11 AM~ Affair ~
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars," the ...
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