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| An engineer died and went to the Pearly Gates. ST Peter looks over his list and says,"Sorry, I know you've been a good man but you're not on my list so you have to go to Hell." The engineer just shrugs and goes to Hell. First thing he notices when he gets to Hell; it's hot! Not just hot but dam hot!!. So, he air-conditions Hell. After he does that, looks around and sees other things to make Hell more comfortable and gets to work. Pretty soon God hears about this and gives a call to Satan. "Hey Satan! Hear you got an engineer down there making things real comfortable." Satan replies,"Yep, sure do." God says," Well, send him up here. I have some improvements I want to make to heaven." Satan says,"Nope, once they're mine, they're mine.' God says,"I'll sue!!" Satan says, "Where are you gonna get a lawyer?" |
Tuesday,Dec 25 2007, 07:25:05 PM
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The following is some of the wit and wisdom of Ronald Reagan...still timely today!
"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."
- Ronald Reagan
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
- Ronald Reagan
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan
"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong."
- Ronald Reagan
"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
- Ronald Reagan
"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."
- Ronald Reagan
"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
- Ronald Reagan
"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."
- Ronald Reagan
"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."
- Ronald Reagan
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."
- Ronald Reagan
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
- Ronald Reagan
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book."
- Ronald Reagan
"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."
- Ronald Reagan
"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."
- Ronald Reagan
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Tuesday,Jul 3 2007, 10:24:11 PM
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July 4th, 1776...a new nation was born. It was not an easy birth. The colonists themselves were divided over many issues. Mistakes were made. The rebels managed to muddle through with the help of some oversea allies. But the nation was born. As we celebrate the Uniteds States' birthday, remember that the price of freedom is bought with the blood of the soldier, sailor, marine and airmen. Remember those that keep you free. CPT James Gordon USAR IN RET
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I guess I should visit your homepage regularly since I wanna learn something about your culture~~
like those profound journals~~
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