An engineer died and went to the Pearly Gates. ST Peter looks over his list and says,"Sorry, I know you've been a good man but you're not on my list so you have to go to Hell." The engineer just shrugs and goes to Hell. First thing he notices when he gets to Hell; it's hot! Not just hot but dam hot!!. So, he air-conditions Hell. After he does that, looks around and sees other things to make Hell more comfortable and gets to work. Pretty soon God hears about this and gives a call to Satan. "Hey Satan! Hear you got an engineer down there making things real comfortable." Satan replies,"Yep, sure do." God says," Well, send him up here. I have some improvements I want to make to heaven." Satan says,"Nope, once they're mine, they're mine.' God says,"I'll sue!!" Satan says, "Where are you gonna get a lawyer?"
If you are familiar with Christianity, God is the Supreme being and Satan is the fallen angel who led a revolt against God and was relegated to ruling Hell. The Damned go to hell and can never enter heaven. I hope this explains it since most people consider lawyers a necessary evil. ;)
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