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joeleez's Homepage http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:19 EST Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:19 EST Zorpia.com Leez http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1384699 <p>Hey, I'm still alive maann..:D :D</p><p>I'm very glad to read there're still messages here for me. Many thanks to all of your kindnesses and caring. it means a lot to me and definitely brighten up my day. :D</p><p>Due to I'm hardly on the net much, I will not keep many profile accounts and will ditch zorpia...kakakkaka...will only keep Friendster. Those who want to be my 'Friendster', add me lar...:D :D</p><p><a href="mailto:leezleez@gmail.com">leezleez@gmail.com</a></p><p>Till then, I wish all of you the very best and take care of each ther.</p><p>Much love and miss all</p><p>leez<br />xoxoxoxoxo</p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1384699 Fri, 30 Sep 2005 08:50 EST FareWell http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1259295 <div /><div><strong>Hello all my beloved friends, I'm here to say my farewell to everybody. But first of all, I'm all well and fine and thanks for the concerns that everyone gave me, really appreciate it. I've been moving around, doing charities works, DIY home for the community and stay in hostel..lol.Lets cut it short,  I have the opportunities to Volunteering overseas on work project any where in the world and I'm gonna take it as it can help to process my passport FAST ...lol. Going backpack around the world is always my dream, though it's a volunteer work, but it gets me closer to my dream..lol. To see how the ppl here so dedicated to help others and the charisma they have, it's really inspired me to carry on. It's actually tough but the 'rewards' you get far more than you can imagine. I have lots more to do, sorry that I couldn't drop by to each of you. I'm gonna miss you lots muchie. Hopefully I have chances to come back here to kehpoh a bit before I move..lol. </strong></div><div><strong /></div><div><strong>I LOVE YOU LOTS ALWAYS. Especially to those who are close to me, you know who you are. I'll list out the name when I come back...kakakakakaka...:P</strong></div><div><strong /></div><div><strong /></div><div><strong>All the best to each of you here. I'm sure we'll 'meet' again some times. </strong></div><div><strong /></div><div><strong>Much loves from me,</strong></div><div><strong>Leez.</strong></div><div><strong>xoxoxoxoxo</strong></div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1259295 Sun, 10 Jul 2005 04:40 EST Make Poverty History http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1243693 <center> <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="300" height="230" title="flashskyscraper2"><br> <param name="movie" value="http://www.makepovertyhistory.org/images/banners/handsaroundglobe.swf" /><br> <param name="quality" value="high" /><br> <embed src="http://www.makepovertyhistory.org/images/banners/handsaroundglobe.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="300" height="230"></embed><br> </object> </center> <p> <strong><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">One of the little simple thing at least you can do, <em><span style="color: #ff6600;">SIGN ONLINE</span></em>.</span></strong> </p> <p><span style="color: #99ccff;"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">But what difference can my little voice make?</span></em></strong> </span></p> <p><strong><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">All the difference in the world. Every single person who signs the list at </span></strong><a href="http://www.live8.com/"><strong><span style="font-size: 1.2em;"><i>LIVE8</span></strong></a></i><strong><span style="font-size: 1.2em;"> or </span></strong><a href="http://www.makepovertyhistory.org/"><strong><span style="font-size: 1.2em;"><i>MAKEPOVERTYHISTORY</span></strong></a></i><strong><span style="font-size: 1.2em;"> is contributing to one massive global voice to make the G8 leaders know that we are serious about ending extreme poverty in the world. Every time one person adds their names, or wear a white band, MakePovertyHistory's voice gets louder. As Nelson Mandela said in Trafalgar Square earlier this year, "Someone it falls on a generation to be great." We can be that generation. We can all be part of it. </span></strong></p> <p><em>Taken from the 'Voice' of Richard Curtis - Britain's top screenwriter.</em> </p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1243693 Sat, 02 Jul 2005 17:09 EST Satanic http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1237683 <center> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/danleez.jpg" width="500" height="494" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"></center> <p> <center> <strong><font size="5"><I>Vanity Of The Human Wishes</font></I></strong> <strong> The mediocre mortal predictable and credulous Sympathise with their flimsy minds Fidelity doesn't pair with avarice How feeble one can be when confronted by an unknown threat that they perceived as courage and blindly sank into the nothingness I wished to prove myself wrong yet they wished to prove themselves right by their self-exaltation and hold on to their vain-glories At the end I'm still standing here having my last laugh which has no pleasure and smug Because it's painful to watch them drew to the abyss by their shallow thoughts dwelling too long in their dreams and forget to live I have no time to stand and stare, but I would still laugh, I would still laugh LeezÂ© </strong> </center> </p> <p> <strong><font size="4">Million thanks to Hero Ryuki Danny Kojima for the stunning poster. You're Brillion!</font></strong> </p> <br> <center> <strong><font size="3">Visit <a href="/dannykojima"><I>Danny Kojima. </a></font></strong></I> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1237683 Tue, 28 Jun 2005 16:38 EST Animal Planet http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1237674 <strong><font size="5">That's What I Call A..... </font></strong><p><center><strong><font size="8"><I>SuperStar</font></I></strong></center> <p> <center> <embed src="http://mfile.akamai.com/9773/wmv/covery.download.akamai.com/9773/fansites/petstar/video/2005/01/petstar_einstein_rev.asx" width="380" height="320" autostart="false"></embed></center></p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1237674 Tue, 28 Jun 2005 16:20 EST Crazy Frog http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1226761 <div align="center"> <strong><font size="6">Crazy Frog Goes Dirty</font></strong></p> <img src="http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/172/17/crazyfrog.gif" align="middle" border="0" /> <strong> <font size="4">Muuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! </font></strong> </div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1226761 Wed, 22 Jun 2005 17:19 EST Heat! http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1221588 <p align="center"><strong><font size="6"><em>Do You Yahoo?</font></em></strong></p><div><strong>Damn! It's a seething Sunday, a burningÂ big hot balloon above the head. Feeling stickiest the whole day and the night couldn't settling down. The day went like a slowÂ motion film, a kind of suspended animation settled upon me. Sitting and facing in front of the monitor, my mind went blank. My brain cells not even work their wit anymore, sluggishness, almost all of my body parts are fell into a deep torpor. Without knowing much where to start or what to do, I signed in to my yahoo messenger which I haven't been attend much. Not surprisingly, there are no offline messages coz there's no one on my list. I seldom chat so why bother. I installed it just to get into the 'fashion' when someone ask, 'Do you yahoo?' I can proudly say 'YES!'. Whether to add and chat or not, it's another matter. </strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong>When I was getting into creating my own station from the Yahoo Launch, suddenly a window pop up: </strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> john666 (10.34pm): Hi, wanna chat?</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> dreamer (10:34pm): how you found me?</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> john666 (10:35pm): public directory.</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> dreamer (10:35pm): Oh, I see.....</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> john666 (1035pm): feeling bored or what?</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> dreamer (10:36pm): hmmm....don't really know...</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> john666 (10:36pm): I'm playing my under...</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> dreamer (10:37pm): huh? your what?</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> john666 (10:37pm): yes, you can help me with it, I need a hand.....</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> dreamer (10:38pm): Oh...I get it.....ok, if you help me hold mine I'll hold yours....</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> ....................</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> dreamer (10:38pm): hey, don't go.......</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong> Bugger, don't evenÂ give meÂ the opportunity how to be a guy and gay and enjoy the source of entertainment after activated part of my brain cells. I guess I should use yahoo more often from now on. </strong></div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1221588 Sun, 19 Jun 2005 18:07 EST Thank You http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1221579 <p><font size="3">A short note to <strong><em>THANK YOU</em></strong> Mr. Danny Kojima for the cool Angelina Flash.</p><p><font size="3">To show how appreciate I am, I return you a ...urmmm......Angelina Jolie...kakakakaka...:p</font></font></p> <marquee> <img src="http://img112.echo.cx/img112/2120/16eo.jpg"><img src="http://img78.echo.cx/img78/2453/109ui.jpg"><img src="http://img151.echo.cx/img151/6407/124za.jpg"><img src="http://img7.echo.cx/img7/448/133jq.jpg"><img src="http://img28.echo.cx/img28/8536/148eb.jpg"><img src="http://img68.echo.cx/img68/9571/153pt.jpg"><img src="http://img226.echo.cx/img226/4267/181eg.jpg"><img src="http://img8.echo.cx/img8/170/196fg.jpg"><img src="http://img192.echo.cx/img192/4108/28cx1.jpg"><img src="http://img196.echo.cx/img196/6851/55cd1.jpg"><img src="http://img254.echo.cx/img254/8540/65li.jpg"><img src="http://img43.echo.cx/img43/5867/81qr.jpg"><img src="http://img47.echo.cx/img47/7955/92gn.jpg"> </marquee> <p> <strong><font size="2">Visit Danny kojima at www.zorpia.com/dannykojima</font></strong> </p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1221579 Sun, 19 Jun 2005 17:50 EST Comic from Onzz http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1200048 <p> </p><strong>I received some funny and nice drawing comic from Onzz aka </strong><strong><p><strong>å“Žä¸«è€å…¬..kakkaakka.....</strong></p><p><strong>Thank You Veli Muchie Loh.....:D</strong></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/00.jpg" width="420" align="absMiddle" border="0" /></p><p>This is a story about a silly man. (:D :D)</p><p> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/01.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/02.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">On the first day of May, dragged a damn bloody tired body back to home, suddenly,(Surprise no 1)I saw a veli striking blue envelope letter in my mail box.</p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/03.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/04.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">It's from the far far away UK that I waited for sooo long. I felt so damn excited! (Surprise no 2) Inside got a Â£5 note! (maybe good heart?)(=_=')</p><p align="center"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/05.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/06.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">He he he...but why not it's a blank check with a signature neh? (Surprise no 3). Important! It's from the trace of 'lou poh'. Waaahhh!</p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/07.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/08.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">And it's enough to keep this silly man cheer up for one week and 12 hours maaannn! I'm veli the grateful, reply the mail at once!Because I wanted it to be veli special, so I draw comic!</p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/09.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/10.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">Also because of your so many wishes, I decided to show my gratitude by sending one of my veli cool 'back side' photo! </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/11.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/12.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">The famous 'Gambler King' also use back side larrr! Don't look down on it ah, it got veli the powerful one! *Instruction 1* : Put the photo at some where you can see it everyday. *hint*: In front of the monitor.</p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/13.jpg" align="middle" border="0" /></p><p align="center">*Instruction 2* : Then eveli morning, af-to-noon and nite, call the name 'hubby, I love You' three times plus kisses. (many prosperous!!)</p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/14.jpg" align="middle" border="0" /></p><p align="center">And when you follow the instruction properly, you'll bless with happiness eveliday! Forever bu-ti-ful! Heart think stuff success! Sexy body! Married a good husband! Early got kids! Faster grow tall!.....</p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/15.jpg" align="middle" border="0" /></p><p align="center">...Or else....If you throw it away...watch out at your own risk!! *Hung*!</p></strong><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><strong><em>Visit onnnzz at </em><a href="../onnz75"><strong><em>www.zorpia.com/onnz75</em></strong></a></strong><strong> <p align="center"><img src="../smi/02.gif" border="0" /> <img src="../smi/26.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="../smi/35.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="../smi/34.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="../smi/38.gif" border="0" /> <img src="../smi/02.gif" border="0" /></p></strong> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1200048 Wed, 08 Jun 2005 15:08 EST Don't Message Me http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1197090 <p align="center"><strong><font size="4">I Don't Speak Proper English Because I'm A Proper Chinese</font></strong></p><div>As usual, I was sending those 'pretend to care greeting' message to one of my horny buddy in Friendster and unintentionallyÂ click on one of his most probably another horny buddy's profile on his almost full buddy list. Like any other profiles, it's nothing significant plus an avatar, like any other avatar, the kind that usually taken with a webcam or from a studio effect with expressions full of emotional and 'passions' that deciphered as, 'I know you want a piece of me'. 'hell ya, I know you wanna fuck me now'. 'C' mon, look at me, I'm full of myself.' 'Oh baby, hit me baby one more time'. I know best cos that's what exactly on my mind when I took those fucking pictures of myself with theÂ cheapskate webcam. But what remarkable on her profile is a statement saying, <p></div><div /><div><div><div>'Don't fucking message me if you don't fucking write in proper English'. </p><p></div><div /><div><div><div>Like any other day, has nothing better to do and as a kehpoh ji as I am, of course I couldn't miss the opportunity to delve in and investigate a little bit further more. She has a blog URL listed. I pretended I'm her secret admirer and an ardent reader fan and sent a brief message via her blog.......in Chinese characters. Not surprisingly, her response was asked me to fuck off if I don't know how to type English. Now, this is really amused me because being a Chinese herself and doesn't even know how to read Chinese characters, she should go fuck herself and submerge her ignominious fucking face and big fucking head into a stinking shit hole!</p><p></div><div /><div><div><div>åŽ»ä»–å¤§çˆ·! æœ‰äº›äººå˜›, çœŸä¸è‡ªé‡. ä»¥ä¸ºæ‡‚å¾—ç‚¹çš®æ¯› å’Œç•ªè¯, å°±è‡ªä»¥ä¸ºè£,Â è€Œå¿˜äº†æœ¬èº«æ˜¯åŽäºº. è‡ªå·±ä¸åçœ, è¿˜é›…æ–‡é›…èˆž, ä¸‡åˆ†çš„æ›¿å¥¹æŽ‰è„¸å’Œéš¾è¿‡. </p><p></div><div /><div><div><div>I bet if she has to learn Chinese now, it'd take her months to even learn how to write her own fucking Chinese name. I'm a Chinese, and I'm even proud to know how to talk like Ah Beng or Ah Lian or the real Chinese way. Seriously, tiu ya si-fut, ham ka ling, if lu tak lak paham Chinese, like that don't fucking laughed at people don't know proper En-ge-lau-sau.</p><p></div><div /><div><div><div>Â I should probably addÂ this in my god damnÂ Friendster's profile:</p><p></div><div /><div><div><div>'Don't fucking message me if you are a Chinese and don't even fucking know Chinese characters.'</p><p></div><div /><div><div><div>In case she randomly browse or randomly add just to fill up the buddy list. </p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1197090 Mon, 06 Jun 2005 07:58 EST Discovery Channel http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1175319 <p align="center"><strong><font size="6">Discovery Channel</font></strong></p></div><p>One bloody day, I went to see the doctor. I forgot which day was it because I have so many things to look forward to that I usually don't intend to look back. And I couldn't recalled why I needed to be diagnosed. But for all I know, after Patiently waiting in the waiting room, I'd discovered the reason behind the term 'patient'. I'd also discovered a few things. The worst part of waiting is waiting. They say that a watched kettle never boiled, but this is only true if you are so intent on watching it you forgot to switch it on in the first place. If by any chance, the person sat next to you in the waiting roomÂ might start a dialogue. I'd discovered, you can always get off in the right foot by saying, 'You're looking tired'. After all, most people agree, 'Life is tiring'. And everyone feels they're either working so fucking hard or not getting enough sleep (fuck). Funnily, research has shown that a third of one's life is spent asleep. Another third is spent feeling like it would be nice to go back to sleep. The final third is spent hoping that it will soon be time to go to sleep. people who do the least get the most tired. When you're tired, even the thoughts of doing something is strenuoua. In fact,Â doing something is generally less tiring than thinking about doing something. Therefore in any kind of waiting room, people are generally look tired. Anyway, whenever you want to put people at ease, just wink and pretend to care and add, 'You obviously hasn't been getting much sleep.' rather than start by saying, 'You're looking well.' as this gives people no opportunity to talk about how badly life is treating them. But remember, don't ask them what theyÂ reckon about things,Â the sad truthÂ is that most people don'tÂ reckon but they do like to talk, which I guess they assume is the same thing. JUST LET THEM TALK!</div><div /></p><p><div>After sorted everything out from the clinic and on my way home, I met one of my neighbour and we started greeting each other. It's fine when a neighbour just say their hellos. But it'd get a lot worse when they started to gossip about anything from their pets to their neighbour's neighbour's nieghbour's affairs. I'd discovered that, although neighbours are the closest other people can get to you without having they tell you what to do in your face like your parents did, but the best neighbour you can have is the one that you don't spot, hear, or sniff. Neighbours from hell are those who you spot, hear and sniff far more than you want to. And the ideal one would be you have 2 chances to meet them. The first is when you move in and the second is when they move in. </div><div /></p><p><div>It can be understandable that after all the fucking gossiping and a waste of time, you'd have a bloody bulldog face that all of your face muscles cramped together in the middle of it. If you have the unfortunate chanceÂ to meet another one of your neighbours from hell trying to cheer you up by simply saying, 'Hey, cheer up mate!' I'd discovered that, when will people realise that telling someone to cheer up is about as useful as telling someone, 'Fuck You!' No, wait...telling them to fuck can actually be more productive, because if you're willing, you can actually let them fuck you. But suggesting someone should 'cheer up' is utterly, totally, absolutely, completely, fully, entirely, thoroughly, fucking downright Â futile. Not only that, it's devasdating. There is an unspoken obligation. Cheer up, or else? What? Fuck you? For the person who has received this mandate, not only do they feel bad, but now they also feel bad about feeling bad. It's a lot of pressure, you know. especially my face shape is long, so I have a long face. Therefore all my life people have told me to cheer up. I mean, 'You mean well is useless unless you do well.' I'll 'cheer up' unless someone actually shouted,' Hey, lets go for a ride in my new sport car and have a lobster dinner with champagne follow by a concert of H.I.M.!' Or else......SHUT THE FUCK UP!</div><div /></p><p><div>Well, since I had an excuse not to 'work so fucking hard' after came back from the clinic, I had some spare time on hand. Now, we live in such a fast moving society that when we are faced with 'Spare Time', the first thing that feels it is panic. My thought drifted to friends that I haven't spoken for years. I called them and wrote some lovely mails. I'd discovered that, before you rush into this, just remember the inevitable consequences of this will be that you'll have to arrange to meet and catch up, and dang, dang, dang goes any more spare time which I couldn't afford to because I'm too damn busy looking forwards to my own fucking stuff. Besides, I don't like socialising. To socialise properly you need friends, and to get friends you need to socialise. So sometimes it's tricky to get started. After living some years in the UK, I'd discovered that, very few people actually have a social life. Children have to go to bed, parents have to put them to bed, old people want to go to bed, and young lovers don't want to get out of bed. By definition, therefore, people with a social life are those who have dysfunctional relationship with their beds. I have no children, not that old, no lovers, so whyÂ am IÂ still here and not out there socialising? I've discovered right this moment, because I have no life. OK, happy again? </div><p>Â </p></p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1175319 Wed, 25 May 2005 15:25 EST Lets Be Friends! http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1154407 <center><strong><font size="6">Lets be friends!</font></strong></center> <p> For those who always proclaim how boring it can be when being on the net should tell me what is the meaning of boring. When I've had enough of serious and hectic debating in one of the forum on who being the motherfucker, the bitch, the whore, looking up some disgraceful midget porno sites, emailing and grouping the gang and plan to beat the living shit hell of a disrespect bastard, plotting on how to deform that pansy-asshole who dumped my not so close net girl-friend and ran off with his neighbour's ex-husband's best-friend's cousin-sister's ex-pimp's burger vendor's whore's gardener's horny daughter..(urm..so she said), gossipping 'is size matter' on whatever the fuck it is as long as they counted as 'size', I would like to ease myself and have some fun. So I uploaded a decent photo with hair neatly combed back, wearing a not so stylish glasses to actually minimized the lusty look in my eyes, and with a sign 'peace' that almost everybody's favorite's 'trademark' in every god damn fucking photo they took, at one of my outdated profile in one of the 'matchmaking' Malaysian's site. And what do you know......dang da la dang dang......my incoming mail box bombarded with all sort of trying-to-try-their-stupiak-luck-with-copy-and-paste-details-of-their-introduction and send it to every profile that they had came across, doesn't matter whether you're from Africa, Antarctic, or Angora, as long as the profile has picture in it. The game and fun is on. </p> <p> *real name withheld to protect the um......so call innocent </p> <p> Hey leez! You've got mail from nicexxxx of Ahmoi.com! To view member information of nicexxxx, follow the URL: http://www.ahmoi.com/pages/index/detail.php?who=nicexxxx ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hello! Fren, Good Day! I am michael and I live at bukit jalil, kuala lumpur. I would like to be your friends and do contact me at 016-289xxxx or email me at xxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com. Tell me more about yourself and can I have your phone no? Cheers, xxxx </p> <p> <strong>(Sure you can have my phone number provided you don't mind make an International call here in London, so that I can fucking tell you More about myself which it might took another 27years.)</strong></p> <p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ hi, I\'m an outgoing & hyperactive 26 year old guy from Ipoh and currently running my own business in KL & Ipoh... I do quite frequent of business travellings between two cities... I would wish to have you in my friends\' community... do hope to receive a reply from you soon... you may always contact me @ 012-480xxxxx or add me in MSN / friendster: xxxxx@yahoo.com ... :) you are welcomed to leave down your contact number for better communication if you don\'t mind... we can always meet up for a good chat... :) Luv, Exxxx </p> <p> <strong>(ya right, calling someone doesn't mean a better communication than writing and via the Net. Wanna meet up for a chat? Fly over here and I'll chat with you FACE to FACE, you dumbfuck.)</strong></p> <p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ hai how r u , nice ot meet u ya ? where u from ? just hope to make more friend here . so u mind to be a frend with me ? i from cheras and i am quite active bcoz i like sports. so what u do when u r free ? i seldom online now coz my job is technician so if can u can email me ok xxxxx@yahoo.com icq is 400xxxxx if u feel ok then also can sms me ok 012-38xxxxxx </p> <p> <strong>(Most of you just fancy asking ppl for phone number and sms on the very first note. People are no patient nowadays, what so big deal about cell phone and text messages? People just want everything to be instant. No wonder there're so many fucking fast food and instant food, drink, even has instant 'brush pad' for you to brush your smelly teeth where ever you are. )</strong></p> <p> --------------------------------------------------- Dear friend So nice to meet u here but hope that i could be the lucky one to receive your mail very soon Hope to be your friend hope to hear you soon hope to get your mail. hope to get your feedback. Will intro myself, if i really be the lucky one anyway this is my icq # 4 8 2 4xxxxx or MSN m2xxxx @ hotmail or yahoo id saxxxx @ yahoo .com. Hope to chat and meet u very soon.. C U...thank you C.H.xxx </p> <p> <strong>(Chat, chat, chat! All you people only know how to chat. You'll be the lucky one coz I'm not in your 'hood' to ask my gang to beat the hell out of you till your mama can't recognize.)</strong></p> <p> ---------------------------------------------- i was browsing the name list at ahmoi.com,ur name caught my attention and after reading ur profile i find u interesting! pls sms/call me at 0194xxxxx.maybe we can chat and get to know each other better. love to hear from u soon! alxxx p.s.got problem loading pic here reply me and i will send u my pic!!!! </p> <p> <strong>(Another dumbfuck. I have no problem uploaded my pic. I ain't wanna BE FRIEND with you coz of your stupiak pic.)</strong></p> <p> --------------------------------------------------- Believe it or not, this is online publication, Just joking. I got one friend very shy but nice to introduce to you. He is superb nice and smart guy. Rank him 100 out of 50. Attitude number 1. Look normal. Height quite ok. 178cm i think, not counted fat, average. He not handsome like takeshi kenshiro, but gurantee you his attitude good like hell. He do help me alot. So have to help him back by introducing lenglui for him. So choose you. Please don\'t tell him that i simply add you in ahmoi. Please. His email is tayxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com please email him. Thanks..trust me good guy. </p> <p> <strong>(He is nice, smart, good attitude like hell, not so handsome but want lenglui, a good guy, as opposed to all the 'bad ones'. gee, thanks for stating the obvious. And I'm so honour that I've got picked!)</strong></p> <p> ---------------------------------------- hai there, i know a lot of guys email u, but, i can tell u that i am diffrent from others..:) Diffrent in what way? Emm...that is for you to explore... Remember, u never try, u never know! I am chinese,single and available, :D not bad looking, have a slim and average body,together with a sexy butt too :P I love traveling & like music so much ,just like what people always say: \"no music no life!\". Besides, i like to go for party especially rave party,and clubbing! Also, i am into swimming, movie,photography, reading, surfing, chit-chating, enjoying nice food and drink as well as shopping(can u imagine a guy who enjoy shopping?)! Sometimes i am wild, sometimes i am sweet; sometimes i am cool, sometimes i am hot! Do u think u can handle me? :P Since i am single and available, i am into any kind of relationship. Life is too short!!! Let\'s enjoy together n live life to da max!!! Take care my dear, especially in these days! Drink a lot of H2O ya :) :) p/s: Btw, i seldom online these days, so y not we keep in touch in sms or tel? my number is 012 213xxxxx sms me so tat we can know each other better n enjoy life to the fullest! see ya :) </p> <p> <strong>(Ohhhh puuuuur-leeeaaassssee! Talk so much cock, in the end still wanna ppl to call you or sms you. Not surprising nowadays guys like to go shopping coz you'll have the unfortunate chance to encounter the new-type species known as â€˜Metrosexualsâ€™. But the way you 'speak', more like a motherfucker. Oh I handle you well, I know how to use a chisel to create enough damage and create an abstract art that your butt no longer call sexy.)</strong></p> <p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hello.. girl... so happy to received your mail... Nice to meet you lor... anyway i reli wish that we can be freind lor.. For your information i seldom online at ahmoi.com gah! If can, can we close contact with each other by mail... You, mind intro pls!!! I would like to know you well lor.. For me i\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'m male from ipoh with the age 27 lor of course i\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'m chinese lor.. hehe:P how about u there ar? Be friend pls !! since have fate we just can get know each otherS... must appreciate it lor.. ok lar.. this all for this mail... i hope can get your reply soon lor.. then i will replyonce i get ur mail lor... ehhe:P That all for now!! bye n take care ya!! Yixx </p> <p> <strong>(Ya lor, I also a chinese mah, funny I don't remeber sent you mail wor? You seldom online ah? but send mail also need online mah. We sure will have fate mah, if you just buy a ticket to London then we mah can be friend loh, then you can start your fucking life here and I'm sure will appreciate your sincerety loh.....kakakakakakakakakkaka....)</strong></p> <p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hi.. i m 35/m/damansara... tall 5ft 11\\\" fit n sportive looks, works in PJ >as a General Mgr in an IT co. Love to meet a nice lady for SAFE-romanceX >and great x-fun and also great-FRIENDSHIP as long she can b safe, sincere n >honest... care to meet? Lets b direct to b safe... asl? any contact hp no.? </p> <p> <strong>(Waaakakakakakkaa.......If I meet you how you know that I'm safe enough? Will you bring me to the doctor and inspect me first? There's no such thing as free lunch, go fuck your neighbour's bitch if you don't have one, motherfucker.)</strong></p> <p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hi,I\'m a fun loving, open minded guy that would loves to have sexually stimulated relationship. If you want some good accompany and sex, feel to message me and i\'m willing for you. If you are looking for some extra money and fun,I\'m gladly to provide to you. Well anyway, it is just sex and no string attach.each other with no string attach. </p> <p> <strong>(tiu lei ma ke chow hai chibai nanjiu bukimak, go play your ku ku jiu! )</strong></p> <p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hello there, I am a Malaysian Chinese, from KL, businessman in IT and software development. I am quite busy with biz and looking forward to do something fun when I have the chance. I am not looking for a serious relationship. Why must it be serious all the time about life? In our society we are always told what to do and what not to do and I really feel trapped all the time. Why canâ€™t we do something that we like for a change? I am not talking about doing something again the law, but hey driving fast is again the law but I like to do it sometimes too. This is all about relativity right? I cannot accept social norm, where we must behave in certain way just to make other happy. I like to do something or behave in someway that make me happy, are you also feel the same? Do you feel trapped in someone else rules and world? I guess I am a rebellion type; I am looking for a partner who is feeling the same and wanting to do something about it. Are you the one? ICQ = 11xxxxxxx Yahoo = ezzxxxxxxxx Skype = ezzxxxxxxxx Email = ezzxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com Friendster = ezzxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com Cheer Mxxx P/S: Please attach a picture and reply directly to my email address. Cheers and Be Happy!! </p> <p> <strong>(Eh, wait a minute, I heard these lines before? Where was it eh? Oh yes, yes, there's a devil trapped inside me, I feel like I wanna break free, I feel like rule the world...please bring out the devil in me and we shall leap into the unknown world and lets get rebellion! you dumbfuck!)</strong></p> <p> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ </p> <p> There are tons with the similar approaches and it's not amusing anymore. Of course, if I think of sex every 6 min with a dick, I'll sure try my luck and send out as many emails as I can, after all it's just a click away and most of all, it's FREE! Why not? </p> <p> Okok, just because I'm not the biggest motherfucker that we're debating, couldn't find the pansy-asshole, most of my net pals already offline to fuck themselves, I have nothing better to do so I made some pointless rambling here, happy now? </p> <p> By the way, there are still a handful that actually sincere enough to read through my profile and gave me feedback and comments, awww....how sweet of them, therefore I replied them back with my naked pic. </p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1154407 Wed, 11 May 2005 07:55 EST HASH(0x8c1f324) You are the warrior anime... http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1139602 <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/E/Elemental-Cat-Demon/1110932299_h252520bow.jpg" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8c1f324)"><br>You are the warrior anime girl.You are the type<br>that can start a fight and win.You are very<br>strong and can beat anyone up (but just don't<br>^_~) and some people can be afraid of you but<br>alot of people admire your strength and want to<br>be just like you well the people that want to<br>fight.You can defend yourself very easily and<br>can probably handle some kind of weapon.You<br>have a short temper(like me)and get angry<br>easily but you can be really nice at times<br>^_^and once a fighter always a fighter. <br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/Elemental-Cat-Demon/quizzes/If%20You%20Were%20An%20Anime%20Character%20What%20Would%20You%20Look%20Like%3F(Girls%20Only)/"> <font size="-1">If You Were An Anime Character What Would You Look Like?(Girls Only)</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font> <p> <font size="4"><strong>Not that I believe what's the quiz result, but I fell in love with this worrior anime girl...:D :D :D</font></strong></p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1139602 Sat, 30 Apr 2005 04:28 EST Real True Love [IMAGE]I am actually utterly... http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1134839 <p align="center"><strong><font size="6">Real True Love</font></strong></p><div><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/joeleez/couple.jpg" align="left" border="0" />I am actually utterly admire Charles and Camilla's "Fairytale". The loving pair finally had their vows fulfilled at the Windsor Registry Office on the 9th of April. The journey was one that took them 34 damn long years. The love they shared and endured has spanned three decades - 3 times as long as most fucking marriages last. Yes, they hurt Diana, they broke her heart, broke up marriage and the nation loathed them for doing this to her. But they didn't kill Diana. The car crash did. The fact that Charles and Diana were forced together by protocol and an ancient Establishment that demanded the Fairytale. It wasn't true love that broughtÂ them together. It's only a matter of time the bothÂ seek elsewhere for love. Camilla's been loyal to Charles. She's supporting and strong for him, as always. If you look at the love and happiness radiating from them on their Big day at Windsor, you'll understand no matter what you feel about what they did, you can't look true love in the face and deny or resent it. Their loves had stood the test of time and in the end it's a victory for love - that's what I call A Real Fucking True Love. It's so 100% that this saying applied to them:<p></div><div></div><div>"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they were never were."</p></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><p>Looking at how most of the average people took love for granted and easily fell in and out of love, you'll be an absolutely fucking idiot to believe when someone whispered to you:</p><p></div><div></div><div>"I know I've made mistakes in the past, but that's because I didn't know what real love was until I met you."</p></div><div></div><div>Because it wouldn't call Real Love until the both of you grow together in the end and stood the test of time. How many people have what Charles and Camilla have? (yes, I meant the love that they have for each other and no I wasn't meant his royal background). Bless them. I believe they will spend their lives in happiness and bliss.</div><div></div><div><p>If I could live until the age of 74, I wish I can be with my Real Love when I am 64 while our loves are growing to greatness in the heart. Ten years would be more than sufficient to spend the rest of my life with the Real Love. If I could......</p><p></div><div></div><div></div><div align="center"><strong><em><font size="5">Love Shall Grow</font></em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em></em></strong></div><p><div align="center"><strong><em>My dear Satan, take my pain in pleasure.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>Loving in stanza,</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>prove my love,</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>etch in thy heart.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>Joyous spells,</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>heavenly laid,</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>will not be forgotten.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>The love is growing and shall grow.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>Radiance each day from the touch of time.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>As day and night might rule,</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>let time sees, my love may show.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>Thy devinest enchanted grace,</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>feeds my weak and wishing heart,</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>is sinking down in it's tranguility.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>Soft in the shape of your thoughts,</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>that would charm forever.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>ForÂ him my soul can reach.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>ForÂ him my love I sense to thrive.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>ForÂ him I'll strive the path of hope.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>Â For faith and true love light the rays.</em></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><em>Love shall grow</p></em></strong>Â </div><div align="center"></div><p><div align="center"><em>LeezÂ©</em></div></p> <p> *By the way, this is not about the Royal stuff, it's about the name of LOVE.* </p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1134839 Tue, 26 Apr 2005 07:39 EST What's In It For Me? It's very true that... http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1124473 <p align="center"><strong><font size="6">What's In It For Me?</font></strong> </p><p>It's very true that everybody, I mean everybody prefers to talk about things that are important to them personally. And everybody, and I mean everybody, approaches every situation with at least some concern about 'what's in it for me'. </p><p>I hardly read any bulletin news in any of my network, simply because as I've just mentioned above I prefer to know things that are important and relate to me personally. And when I did have a glance in the bulletin while I was waiting my roast duck to be ready in the oven, I don't know what's wrong with these people. They have to do every fucking God damn quiz to post up in the bulletin. Seriously, I don't see why people would have interest about who picture you put in your wallet, what time you go to bed, what was the last thing you do before fill this up, do you satisfied your life now or what kind of shit you had after your meal because as I mentioned above, everybody prefer to know their own shit instead of yours whether it's smelly, watery or greeny. I mean bulletin is for announcing latest news, events and information. If whoever wants to announce their own fucking shit, do so on your own online journal or blog. After all it's your own space. You can input any fucking shit from how many time you masturbating per day to how your horny doggie fucked your neighbour's bitch. Seriously, if your close friends wanted to know anything about you, they would know or they would fucking ask you. And if you think, 'No lah, some people shy to ask ma, and to let my new friends know more about me ma.' Then for devil's sake, let them ask and find out for themselves if they're interested to be your potential friend. Well, what do you know, as I mentioned above, everybody prefer to talk about things that are important to them. That's a living prove. </p><p>Talking about living prove. There're actually a lot of people don't really get it. They don't fucking bother to read through your profile that you'd spent almost a night to squeeze your every brain cell to think of what to write under the category, 'About Me'. They blindly trying their luck to send every fucking e-mail to every fucking profile especially with pictures whether they're attractive, blur or ugly, asking the most common questions, 'Wanna be friends?' 'Can I be your friend?' 'If you don't mind, call me or sms me xxxxxxxx, and we can take it from there.' Even I clearly stated on my profile with bold and big font, 'This profile is for research use only. Might not have response for any incoming mails.' yet, my incoming box still floated with trying-their-luck-to-get-a-one-night-stand-if possible mails. It would be nice if anyone who at least ask me what kind of research that I'm doing. Guess what, that's right, as I mentioned above, everybody approaches every situation with at least some concern about 'what's in it for me'. No wonder, a lot of profiles either with the headlines, 'Just be friends'. 'Click me'. 'Wanna know me, mail me'. Or if there're any long descriptions about themselves, usually wItH fANcY wOrDs oR eMoTiConS sUcH aS, ^_^, *_*, @~*, , (o_o). Maybe they already knew nobody has the intention to read anymore. </p><p>Oh, have I mentioned I also put up my blogger URL in the 'My Homepage' session? I noticed no one ever bother to visit there coz my hit counter still with the number 0000002. One from my own hit and the other from my buddy coz I linked his blogger at my page so he gave me face to hit me back. How nice of him. </p><p>So now I get it. no wonder most people prefer to post their own shit in the bulletin because not many people actually read your fucking blog. ^_^' </p> *Oh, what I've mentioned about the profile is not here.:p* Personal http://www.zorpia.com/joeleez/journal/1124473 Sun, 17 Apr 2005 16:32 EST