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The sweet things are easy to buy, but one sweet heart is difficult to find. Life stops when you stop hoping. Hope stops when you stop believing. Love stops when you stop caring. Friendship stops when you stop sharing. So please share this idea with the ones who you consider friends. To love without conditions. To give without reasons. And to take care without thankness. Please send this message to all the ones who you consider friends

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Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.'
The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.'
'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father.
'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl.

'If I hold your hand and something happens to me,
chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,
you will never let my hand go.'

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.
So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: ...... Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl GIRL: .Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!r

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WHAT'S IN A NAME?
A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, Mom," he asked, "why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"

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BIOLOGY LESSON
At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"
Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls."

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