Basic

• Gender:Male
• Age:24
• Ethnicity:African American (black)
• Occupation:Student
• Country:United Kingdom
• City :London
• District:PS3: callmejon
• Hometown(s):Same Old Jon's Hometown 

Personal

• About me:Me llamo Jon.
  
  If i had a nickname it would be a choice between Big Jon/ Juanito/J-Bird/Jonny boy.
  
  I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis
  
  It's called the general.
  
  For the majority of the week i am a student studying education with maths.
  
  Thats right, i do want to be a teacher.
  
  I love working with children, but I don't particularly like them.
  
  I'm not sure how that works.
  
  Most will agree that i am shallow but happy.
  
  My favourite emotions/moods are happy,sarcastic, excited, horny, sleepy and delirium.
  
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  Interesting facts you might not know about me...
  
  
  1) Jon can live for up to a week without a head.
  
  2) It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Jon.
  
  3) About 100 people choke to death on Jon each year.
  
  4) A lump of Jon the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  
  5) Jonology is the study of Jon.
  
  6) Jon is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Jon.
  
  7) All shrimp are born as Jon, but gradually mature into males.
  
  8) Jon can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  
  9) The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Jon.
  
  10) If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Jon.
  
  
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  J'deteste le morning.
  
  J'adore many things.
  
  My car is blue.
  
  Thats the only good thing about it.
  
  I have lots of opinions.
  
  Some of them are very strong.
  
  Some of them are very different.
  
  Only some can be backed up by fact.
  
  I believe in jesus.
  
  
  By day i am a poor student but by night my drunken alter-egos take over.
  
  My mates Mat and Saj are my identical hand twins and partners in crime.
  
  I sometimes I use their names for comic value coupled with giving his number to the unsuspecting female.
  
  Not funny so when they do it to me.
  
  
  Most nights when we have money we go on a mission to do one thing to many people.
  
  Depending on how many men we have in our ranks will determine what happens each night, for example if only 5 make it out, we have a simple formation with one center.
  
  This position is given to the man with the most disposable cash as he will probably be getting the most rounds in.
  
  As center he has first pick of the ladies.
  
  He may also call front seat unless shotgun is called by one of two middle men.
  
  The possition of middle man is called by the center by evaluating his performance that day.
  
  Points are deducted for ""nonce comments".
  
  For example "did you see ugly betty last night".
  
  Nonce actions, for example being caught reading cosmopolitan, using hand moisturizer or any action that goes against the general principals of man.
  
  The final two are the wingmen. this is the lowest position but the most important.
  
  Their job is to distract a target girls ugly friend so the center and/or middle men can partake of the hot one.
• Language:English-ish
• Interests:*I Like Big Butts and i cannot lie*
• Favorite music:I'm very eclectic.
• Favorite TV programs:Have I Got News For You, Heroes, Top Gear,
• Favorite movies:Sheitan, Old Boy, La Haine, Marlena, Nova, Scarface
• Places I've Traveled To:Ireland ,Scotland,Wales, France, Italy, Spain, Miami, New York, Jamaica, Trinidad n tobago, Barbados, Virgin islands,Grenada, Tortola,St Lucia, Grand Cayman, Antigua, St Kitts, Mayreau, Honduras...and Wigan
• I'm looking for:My door keys...
  where did i put them...
  Damn..
  Had to climb through my window to get in.
  
  A blue smartie
  
  The guy that marks my exams so i can kick him.
  
  
  NOW LEAVE ME A NICE COMMENT ON MY PAGE!!!
  
  I have no real friends, clearly only zorpia makes my day.

Dating

• Sexual Orientation:Straight
• Dating Status:Single
• Body Type:Athletic
• Eye Color:Brown
• Height:6'0
• Religion:Christian
• Smoking Habit:no
• Drinking Habit:social
• Interested in Meeting for:Friends
• Currently Living with:Roommate(s), Boyfriend/Girlfriend
• In a social setting, I'm:The life of the party, Social Butterfly, Flirt, Comic Relief
• TV watching habits:Movies, Documentaries
• Sense of humor:Clever / Quick Witted, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

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