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Thursday,Feb 8 2007, 11:24:25 PMMy Badges!
Thursday,Feb 8 2007, 10:47:57 PMFACTS???
neither does Milk .. if it is good, it is taken.... If it is bad, it happens. If you come late...... the bus is still late.
The road to success........ is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again,
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable
things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich..... which never works.
If at first you don't succeed....Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
As soon as you mention something......
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for eng'g. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
All PMT buses are crowded.
Corollary----- PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette always tend to go to the non- smoker ...............
Thursday,Feb 8 2007, 02:53:30 PM THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO
There are a few things that can be done to our cellphones
in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an
emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that
you can do with it:
FIRST
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If
you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile
network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the
mobile will search any existing network to establish
the emergency number for you, and interestingly this
number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
Try it out.
SECOND
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys
are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from
your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door
and have the person at your home press the unlock
button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end.
Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to
drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You
could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach
someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you
can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
THIRD
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are
expecting an important call and you don't have a
charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve
battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell
will restart with this reserve and the instrument will
show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get
charged when you charge your cell next time.
AND FINALLY...
FOURTH
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the
following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number
is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it
somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can
phone your service provider and give them this code.
They will then be able to block your handset so even
if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be
totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least
you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.
Tuesday,Feb 6 2007, 03:56:59 PMREAL Car Names
AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Tuesday,Feb 6 2007, 01:20:02 PMWhat Every Man WANTS...
What every man wants
