Friday,Jun 10 2005, 04:48:50 AMA Day In Life Of Mr Policeman...

About Policemen...

1. Policeman needs to eat & drink.

2. Policeman proceeds to cases in a patrol car,
not
by means of flying or
by supernatural forces.

3. Policeman needs to *cough* look at girls
*cough* lookout for potential
offenders and suspicious characters.

4. Policeman need to go to the toilet sometimes.

5. Policeman is not a walking street directory.

6. Policeman will also feel tired at times.

7. Policeman cannot stop a dog from barking.

8. Policeman are not security officers.Policeman
cannot be there 24hrs to
look after a bicycle.

9. Policeman do not work for the AA. Policeman
cannot change tyre &
jumpstart your vehicle.

10. Policeman's duty is to fight crime, not to
lookout for some cute lost
pets.

11. Policeman realises that there is no such thing
as "A person sleeping at
the void deck causing nuisance", as Policeman
realises that a person cannot
sleep and cause nuisance to other people at the
same time unless he's
sleepwalking.

12. Policeman will not give discounts or privileges
to and neither fear
offenders who identify themselves as lawyers, RC
members/chairman or big
shots in some press companies etc, simply
because Policeman does not show
favouritism and act in accordance to the powers
given to him under the law.

13. Policeman is neither mechanically driven nor
have any spider's
instinct.

14. Policeman cannot arrest people for failing to
pay taxi fare or people
who scolded complainant's mother.

15. Policeman cannot go into a telephone booth,
change into some super hero
costume with funny red underwear on the outside
and proceed to scan for the
culprit with his bionic x-ray
vision in an attempt to locate and apprehend him.

Lastly & sometimes most importantly...

16. Policeman also pay income tax.

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