Friday,Mar 11 2005, 03:05:42 AMAnother dumb blond joke. > > A Blonde enters...

Another dumb blond joke.
>
> A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I
> would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
> The  salesman assures her that  they have a large selection of pink
> curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be
having
> a
> hard time choosing.
> Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then
asks
> what
> size curtains she needs. The blond promptly  replies, "fifteen
inches."
> "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
room
> are they for?"
> The blond tells him that they aren't for a room,they are for her
computer
> monitor.
> The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need
> curtains!"
> The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows!"
>

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Friday,Jan 28 2005, 01:11:44 AMI really like this.... >> >> Four friends...

I really like this.... >> >> Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and >> drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed >> behind began to talk about their kids and their successes. The first guy >> says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started >> working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He >> studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and >> began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and >> now he is the ...

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Wednesday,Nov 10 2004, 12:59:31 AM媽媽�英文(一) > >有一天,我�在看V

媽媽學英文(一)
>
>有一天,我正在看VCD,老媽捧了一本書進來.
>老媽:「這個"I don't know."是什麼意思?」
>我說:「我不知道.」 ...

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