http://www.zorpia.com/ki5o0o Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:26 EST Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:26 EST Zorpia.com http://www.zorpia.com/ki5o0o/journal/1865133 <h4 align="center">&nbsp;</h4><div align="center"> </div><h4 align="center"><img hspace="0" height="697" border="10" align="baseline" width="892" vspace="0" src="http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo259/ki50/___What_do_you_live_for__by_tiss-1.jpg" /><br /></h4><div align="center"> </div><h4 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">Two Types of Friends -- Real &amp; Simple</font></h4><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A simple friend has never seen you cry.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A real friend could blackmail you with it.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.</font></h1><div align="center"> </div><h1 align="center"><font color="#b4b4b4">A real friend expects to always be there for you!</font></h1> Photography & Art http://www.zorpia.com/ki5o0o/journal/1865133 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:30 EST