Journals
Sunday,Nov 2 2008, 04:07:59 AMdos chiste
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to
the afterlife with me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him,
with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the
money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting
there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
they
finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to
close
the
casket, the wife said,
'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she
came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers
locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,
'Girl, I know you were not foolish
enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on
my
word. I promised him that I was going to
put that money into the casket with him.'
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into
my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can
spend it.'
A REIRSE CON GRACIA......
......jajajajajajaja.........
¿Qué significa Viagra?...
VI-ejas AGRA-decidas.
Una viejita le dice a la otra:
-¿Cómo se llama el alemán que nos mueve?
-Alzheimer.
Un viejito entra en una farmacia y pide una caja de condones.
-¿De qué color los quiere?
-El color no importa, pero ¿los tiene con varillas?
-Paquita, ¿dónde hacemos el amor hoy?
-En el suelo.
- ¿En el suelo? ¿Por qué?
-Para sentir algo duro
Una viejita en la comisaría:
-Oficial!, oficial!... me acaba de violar un empleado público!.
-Pero... ¿cómo sabe que era un empleado público?
-Porque tuve que hacerlo todo yo.
Dos ancianos estaban hablando y uno pregunta:
- Oye, tú cuando haces el amor ¿te pones preservativos?
-¡Ja!... lo que me faltaba, ponerme más peso...
-Con los años, mi Ruperto se ha convertido en una fiera en la cama
-¿Te hace el amor como un salvaje?
-No, se orina en las sábanas para marcar su territorio
Una pareja de ancianos se decide a hacer travesuritas. Cuando ambos se
desnudan, él exclama:
-¡Ay, mi amor, como tienes de canas allá abajo!
-No son canas, son telarañas, ¡viejo inútil!
Pepito ve a su anciana vecina caminar por la calle y exclama:
-¡Ah, pero usted tiene dos pies, doña Rufina!
-¡Claro que sí, Pepito! ¿Por qué lo decís?
-Es que mi papá me dijo que usted tenía un pie en el otro mundo
-Cuando te mueras voy a comprar una lápida que diga: 'Aquí yace mi
mujer, tan fría como siempre'.
-Y yo voy a poner: 'Aquí yace mi marido, ¡al fin rígido!'