Sunday,Sep 24 2006, 07:42:34 AMBare lesbian hoe??

I have been told that am a 'bare lesbian hoe', which I am not sure sure if that is a good thing or not, so I decided to find out what it means and I got the following:

B = Beautiful (have been told a couple of times)

A = Arty (ummmm... would have been true if I stayed in school)

R = Raw (can't say I have ever been described as this before)

E = Elitist (Not really been an elitist in anything... maybe the rowdiest drunk though)

L = Luxurious (Some may agree but others won't and no one would just call me this)

E = Enjoyable (Am I enjoyable? Dunno about this one I better ask my ex boyfriends)

S = Strong (Mentally strong yes but physically weak, but have been known as 'strong for a girl')

B = Bouncy (Not sure I like this description makes me sound like I am 18 stone)

I = Important (Again some would say yes but all my enemies would say no... so just about everyone would say no)

A = Adventurous (I like to think of myself as adventurous)

N = New (Not really sure about this one really)

H = Haunting (To most people I am... they don't really see me and I am known to be a nuisance and people want me away as soon as possible)

O = Odd (Yes I am definitely odd)

E = Exhausting (Again I will have to ask an ex boyfriend about that one)

And in case anyone would like make a 'me' here is how to:

How to make a lauren greenwood

Ingredients: 3 parts pride 1 part crazyiness 1 part beauty

Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion

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Saturday,Jul 29 2006, 09:24:58 PMJust general ranting!!!!

Hey.. well my hair has gone all dodgy since this morning so that has really annoyed me i must say... it now looks like something that was common in the 1980's, so yeah.. thats why i am pissed off about it all.

I went to see a friend earlier today and was greeted by a tub of millions. I don't know if you have them in your country so if ya don't they are kinda like a tiny sweet that you can get in loads of flavours... banana, strawberry, chocolate etc etc. They are like a hard sweet and a soft sweet at the same time so not really sure how that works out. ...

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Sunday,Mar 19 2006, 07:26:17 PMGoodbye my lover

James Blunt - Goodbye my lover

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun, ...

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