LAST FLICKZ IN D-LAND

OK here it is..Im actually like tha worst Travellor in tha world..I havnt been keepin Journalz (except for a few of these but I dont know if they count) and I only take a few photoz lik 1% of my experiences..maybe Im eggageratin a bit to make my life seem so interestin, but it is in fact at tha moment so yeah..

^^ CHILLIN IN BELGIUM WITH THE "CHINA" (NEVZ)..WE'RE OUTSIDE SOME PARLIAMENTRY HOUSE IN SOME SMALL CITY...I FORGOT THA NAME OF THIS CITY BUT ITZ JUZ BOUT 20 MINZ AWAY FROM WHERE THE "CHINA" LIVEZ "AACHEN" IN GERMANY^^

^^ NEVZ, GURL (omg forgot her name) N ME JUZ CHILLIN ON A MERRY GO ROUND IN THA GREAT LIL CITY IN BELGIUM...ISNT BELGIUM SO KOOL IF IT HAS PLACES LIK THIS THA FIRST TIME U C IT? YES DEF ^^

^^ PLAYIN WITH MANS BEST MATE THA SPOT DOGG..IT TOOK ME TEN HOURS TO GET HIM TO LIK ME ( NOT TRY N BITE ME) N THEN I SCREW IT UP BY MAKIN HIM ANGRY N OUR GAMEZ LOL..dont even ask bout tha other 100 of em ^^

^^ AN AMERICAN N ME CHILLIN..HE THINKZ IM AMERICAN TOO COZ I TOLD HIM N THA GROUP HE WAS WITH..LOL ^^

^^ THIS IS WHAT A NICE GERMAN GURL LOOKZ LIK LOL..N ME AT THA J-CLUB ^^

^^ THIS IS WAT THA J-CLUB LOOKZ LIK...WHEN IM THROUGH WITH IT...LOL ^^

^^ AUSLANDER BRUDERS....INTERNATIONAL BROTHERZ ^^

^^ "teenage drinkin is very bad"- J-Kwon from "Everybody in the Club getting tipsy..I DONT DRINK BUT I LIK POSIN...IMPRESSIVE GLASS SIZES OR WAT?? LOL ^^

 FIRST OF ALL

AUSTRALIA HAS BEATEN JAPAN IN THA FIRST MATCH OF THA WORLD CUP!!!

(AUSTRALIA 3- JAPAN 1)

I have never been so proud to call myself...someone who watches "football" (Soccer) Nah Jokin, I am Australian and if I wasn't before, I now am more then ever LOL. I Tell u Im serious lik not 1 of those "Football" fans, but u gotta be when u gotta rep as a lone ranger in tha host games country!!  IF ANYBODY SAW THE GAME ON MONDAY NIGHT, WAS IT THA BEST GAME EVER (For AUSTRALIA) or Whatttt?..Like omg sooo much tension that I nearly went crazy but whatz new..First 20 minutez Australia was playin so gd I thought they muz score, but tha tablez were offsided when Japan got that mistake of a goal, lik as if itz a real goal when tha keeperz somewher else..n to tha keeper if ur not keepin y dont u keep ur job? lol..nah he actually turned out allright..AND THREE GOALS IN THA LAST EIGHT MINUTES!! unbelieveable..I cant believe it, only I gotta believe tha wordz Ive been preachin for tha last 24 hourz lol.

So as u can see, I made ma matez honourary Australianz..Like if ur not Australian after watchin a sportz game with tha flag draped round ur neck I guess I dont kno what is then..So Tha game!!, all I can say is pretty much THE PERFECT SOCCER GAME..or at least for Australia, and tha Last 8 Minutez were tha 8 minutez to take us tha whole Nine yardz..What a day in Sportin history n in juz lik everythin else lol yeah.

LAST WEEKZ

OK Im like real slack with writin journalz or whatever..so u prob all thought Im lik either dead or lik not livin life tha way itz supposed to be TO THA MAX!..I hope it would rather be A coz I wouldn't be seen dead doin number B..u can all such an extraodanary catchphrase, u need it everyday. Well so many thingz happen..BUT SO LITTLE TIME, so Little Battery when u need it in your Camera!! aagh..It costz lik Six Euros or somethin here for Batteries, so tha translation for ppl in oz is about 10 dollarz, in other wordz a Reeep. Well doesn't matter coz tha high price of batteries does pay after u only get 1% of tha good flickz on ur camera. Well herez tha only few I got to show for tha last weekz coz of those reasonz.

This is when ma mate China came to chill at my place all tha way from Zimbabwe..ok he came a bit earlier but all tha way from Aachen to Erkrath (Düsseldorf outter) which aint so close if u kno..Yeah itz alwayz good to chill with ma man China, hes a real down to earth outta this world kinda guy if u kno what I mean. Hes juz tha bomb, everyone luvz him..with that kinda status 1 would think hez too kool then but somehow he aint lol. Well this was juz when he spied tha novelty stuff out n wanted photoz bla bla, funny how they are..I got to send these of us to him now tho..*please dont forget (remindin myself). Yeah well China n I catchin up again this weekend so should be a whole bunch of fun all that n a bag of chipz lol..n by tha way, hez real namez Nevz..hez juz called China coz thatz lik his Last name.

NEXT WEEKZ

Ok Some good newz n some bad newz..What u want first?.....huh?

Ok I'll decide for u seein u didn't answer quick enough..Tha good newz is im goin for a massive-ass holiday in Scandinavia, tha bad newz is I will be offline for lik a month..:O omg yeah soo long..for tha man here that basically eatz n sleepz online lol jokin..I aint on that much..I juz fooled everyone into thinkin I was coz I got such a page which lookz kinda done up (yeah ok I go with that excuse lol) so yeah. Whooo! Holidayzzzz...Yeah Im sooo Excited..We're gonna be checkin out NORWAY for about Three whole weeks firstly flying in to Oslo then goin by campervan all tha way up to tha arctic circle..now thatz kool..and we're going along tha coast, so a lotta nature n different environment to check out, juz soundz amazin from tha moment. Then after tha whole Norway tour, We are goin by campervan through sweden and Denmark, down to Germany. That last part will be about a week..So all together we're lookin at about a month, a long time I think for a holiday, Im lookin forward to every single bit.

A Lil Newz

Well in this Publication of tha Journalz of Maximas we're lookin at a real life story..juz a glimpse of a lil somethin...itz a Publication from tha real World lol. Ok This is old skool newz literally...itz about a month old (when I say that I mean 2 weekz from eggageration) n itz from tha skool= real oldskool. Well basically tha lil story is that Some other Studentz n I got a lil article in tha paper coz we did a presentation in English to tha Main City Library..It was of tha world cup and featurin a detailed look at every country involved in this wonderous event. As I said before it was kinda good n bad in a way, Im tha only English speakin student, so I get recognised, etc but then ppl lik wanna get me to do their work for em n stuff n I'm lik thinkin y dont u do all my work n teach me German n French while u at it then..lol jkn I juz take tha gd n tha bad here for everythin n thingz aint so ugly then.

Ok herez tha picture of tha paper below. The title "Wir sind am Ball" means We're on tha Ball lol. Then tha rest is juz talkin bout tha English work in Deutsch. Im still mad coz It didn't mak tha front cover..Lol juz jokin..happy to get a lil bit in tha paper n look forward to more featurez :D.