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Thursday,Jun 15 2006, 02:13:51 AMjokes

有一位男士坐在一台最先进的豪华喷射客机,突然肚子剧痛,要拉肚子....

但所有的男士专用厕所都客满。但他实在憋不住了,于是跟空中小姐拜托,

让他用一下女生厕所。

空中小姐有点为难,但还是答应让他去上,还很担心一再交待他不要碰任何东西,

拉完肚子就赶快出来。



于是他一阵慌乱进去女生厕所。 当他拉完后, 神情一阵轻松 … 发现马桶旁有三

个按钮, 分别写著 hw、ha、atr ,他很好奇;想想这么先进的厕所一定有什么

特别之处,但又想起空中小姐的叮咛。不过,还是很好奇,于是按了第1个写著

hw 钮 …… 咦!竟然从後面喷出清洁屁屁的热水。 好棒! 原来是 hot water 之意。

他心想,真高级! 连忙看第2个钮 … 写著 ha 应该就是 hot air 罗!果然按下钮后,

送来徐徐热风。

真有意思!! 那第3个写著 atr 到底是什么意思?

于是他按下第三钮 …… 突然一阵剧痛 ……$@#!* ,两眼发黑晕眩了过去 ……

当他醒来时已在医院,护士小姐面色凝重的看著他说:“ 先生,你醒了!这是你的

xx 我把它放在你的枕头旁,希望你节哀1

“哇哇哇!我的 xx -…!怎会这样?”

他大叫:“我不是在上厕所吗?怎么会这样?”

“先生,空姐说你误触了 atr 钮, 那是 automatic tampon remover = 卫生棉条自动拔除。”

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