Saturday,Jul 8 2006, 11:51:37 AMlucky old fart bert

It was bin man Berts last day on the job after 35years of emptying the wheelie bins through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged him and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque of £50.00. At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box. The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30 year old scotch whiskey. At the fourth house he was met at the bin by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him through her front door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, bacon, beans, tomatoes, black pudding, fried bread, toast and freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him some steaming hot coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 pound note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for?" Well said the blonde, "last night, i told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said ...... Scroll down "F**k him.............give him a fiver". "The breakfast was my idea!"

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Saturday,Jul 8 2006, 09:41:34 AMBeware of Technical Upgrades

Beware of Technical Upgrades

A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0 which I had been told for a few years wouldn’t give me any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. ...

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Saturday,Jul 1 2006, 09:27:55 AMTHE MISSING ROOSTER

THE MISSING ROOSTER

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he
kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the
cock went missing! ...

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