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Username: mukovhemasuthaName: morris
Location: PretoriaCountry: South AfricaAge: 19Gender: MaleMember Since: Saturday, Jun 9 2007
Last Visit: Wednesday, Jun 11 2008
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MORRIS'S WORLD.....YU R ALL WELLCOME
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lol Tuesday,Jun 12 2007, 12:31:40 AM
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Stress Reliever # 1 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" _____________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. _____________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 3 Son: Mom , when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom : Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. _____________________________________________________________________ |
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