morri's Album

Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to
the office.
Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look
at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for
you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have
any
worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom , when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told
me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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