http://www.zorpia.com/nee850305 Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:50 EST Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:50 EST Zorpia.com http://www.zorpia.com/nee850305/journal/1414312 <p align="center"><span><strong>Men Are Hard To Please<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 男人很难取悦!!</strong><br /><br />The problems with GUYS:<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 男人的问题是：<br /><br />If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．</span></p><p align="center"><span>If u Don&#39;t, he says u are PROUD.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．</span></p><p align="center"><span>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．<br /><br />If u Don&#39;t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的<br /><br />If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执</span></p><p align="center"><span>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！</span></p><p><span></span></p><p align="center"><span>If u are SMARTER than him, he&#39;ll lose FACE;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明<br /><br />If he&#39;s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！</span></p><p align="center"><span>If u don&#39;t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳<br /><br />If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．</span></p><p align="center"><span>If u don&#39;t make love with him., he says u don&#39;t Love him;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他<br /><br />If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！<br /><br />If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦<br /><br />If u don&#39;t, he says that u don&#39;t TRUST him.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果不，他说妳不信任他<br /><br />If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈<br /><br />If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳<br /><br />If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人</span></p><p align="center"><span>If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的<br /><br />If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩<br /><br />If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果他吸烟，他是绅士</span></p><p align="center"><span>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it&#39;s LUCK;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气<br /><br />If he does WELL, it&#39;s BRAINS.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果他考得好，他说是实力！<br /><br />If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍<br /><br />If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！<br /><br />SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!<br /></span></p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/nee850305/journal/1414312 Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:43 EST