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  &#x3C;p&#x3E;You Put The Long, Hard Shaft&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Into Your Hot Waiting Mouth&#x3C;br /&#x3E;You Play With It Around Your Tounge&#x3C;br /&#x3E;In and Out, In and Out&#x3C;br /&#x3E;You Feel It Building Up Indise You&#x3C;br /&#x3E;You Go Faster and Faster&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Until The White Creamy Liquid Fill Your Mouth&#x3C;br /&#x3E;You Spit and Its All Over&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Scroll Down&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;V&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;COLGATE&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Take Care Of Your Teeth&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:23 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>H.E.A.R.T.A.C.H.E.</title>
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            &#x3C;p&#x3E;T&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA6;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
            &#x3C;p&#x3E;BECAUSE NOW I KNOW THE SCORE.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;IS FOR THE TEARS I HAVE CRIED MORE AND MORE,&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;6&#x22;&#x3E;
              &#x3C;p&#x3E;A&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA6;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
              &#x3C;p&#x3E;BECAUSE I WILL WIN, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO HIDE.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;IS FOR THE ANGER DEEP DOWN INSIDE,&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;6&#x22;&#x3E;
                &#x3C;p&#x3E;C&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA6;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
                &#x3C;p&#x3E;BECAUSE I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY LEAVING MY HEART&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
                &#x3C;p&#x3E;WITH A SCAR.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;IS FOR CHEAT THAT&#xE2;&#x80;&#x99;S WHAT YOU ARE,&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;6&#x22;&#x3E;
                  &#x3C;p&#x3E;H&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA6;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
                  &#x3C;p&#x3E;BECAUSE YOU HURT ME THAT&#xE2;&#x80;&#x99;S ALL I WANT TO SAY.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;IS FOR HOME WELL YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY,&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;6&#x22;&#x3E;
                    &#x3C;p&#x3E;E&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA6;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
                    &#x3C;p&#x3E;HOPE YOU ARE HURTING LIKE ME,IF NOT YOU SHOULD.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
                    &#x3C;p&#x3E;@COPYRIGHTCLAIRE10/7/07&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
                    &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
                    &#x3C;p&#x3E;THIS IS HOW I REAL FEEL!&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
                    &#x3C;p&#x3E;HOW DOES THIS POEM MAKE YOU FEEL?&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;IS FOR EVERYTHING YOU LOST ME NOW AND FOR GOOD,&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:06 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>~~~DREAMING~~~</title>
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      &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Its so quite ,a hot, warm night,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;As I sit here wishing with all my might.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Listening to favourite music on the radio,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Oh, how I want a cuddle and a kiss so.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Your big strong arms holding me tight,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;This feelings so hard and hard to fight.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Dreams leaping round in my head,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Because of the many words we have said.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;All night we would talk and drink wine,&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Listening to the good music oh so fine.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;I want to feel every part of you,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Knowing I don&#xE2;&#x80;&#x99;t want to be alone or feeling blue.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;To feel that someone really cares and wants me for who I am real,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;And for someone who will care ,there heart on mine I will seal.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;So I am so glad that we met,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Thank goodness for the internet.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;@copyrightclaire2007&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:23 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>NEW PICS....NEW PICS....NEW PICS....</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1712567</link>
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  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;HEY!!! ALL &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
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  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;FEELING GREAT&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;22 STONE 2 YEARS AGO IS ALOT OF WEIGHT,NOW I AM 11 STONE AND STILL LOSING,NO DIETS....JUST SHEER GUTS AND DETERMINATION....&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;IF I CAN DO IT ANYONE CAN XXXXX&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:54 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>TOO ALL MY FRIENDS AND VISITORS!!!</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1712051</link>
<description>HIYA ALL...
MANY THNX FOR YUR KIND COMMENTS, LOVE THEM ALL

IF YOU WANT METO BE FRIEND WITH YOU PLEASE DONT HESITATE TO ADD ME... AND WE WILL CHAT SOON...
THANKYOU... WILL GET BACK TO YOU ASAP...
THIS IS SO OVER WELMING,,JUST CAN BELIEVE I HAVE THIS EFFECT...AFTER MY LIFE TROUBLES, AND MY MAJOR WEIGHT LOSS OF SO MUCH, USE TO BE 22 STONE 2 YEARS AGO, NOW I AM 11 STONE AND STILL LOSING,FEEL MUCH MORE CONFIDENT IN MYSELF ....PLEASE KEEP IN TOUCH 
LUV CLAIRE oOoHEAVENLYoOo XXXXX</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:26 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE..........</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1703693</link>
<description>MY LATEST POEM.....FEEDBACK.....LOVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK TO IT.....THNX XX

WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE..........

WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE,
AS I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND A BIG SIGH.
WHY DO I FEEL SO VERY LONELY INDEED,
BECAUSE I NEED SOMEONE IN TIME OF NEED.
WITH MY HEART I FEEL THE BEAT,
WHEN WE MET YOU CERTAINLY KNOCKED ME OFF MY FEET.
YOU ARE MY TRUE LOVE I TOLD YOU SO,
BECAUSE YOUR SO SPECIAL I WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
WITH A SONG IN MY HEART,ITS HAD TO BELIEVE,
THAT I AM SO SCARED THAT YOU ARE GOING TO LEAVE.
I FEEL SO INSECURE AND SO VERY SCARED,
BECAUSE OF MUCH LOVE I HAVE GIVE AND SO MUCH I CARED.
MANY A LONELY NIGHT I SIT AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP,
HOPEFULLY HOLD THE MEMORIES CLOSE AND THAT I WILL KEEP.
FEELING SO LONELY MY HEART EMPTY INSIDE,
NO WHERE TO RUN,AND NOWHERE TO HIDE.
FEELINGS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD,
OF EVERY WORD WE HAVE SAID.
YOU KNOW MY FEELINGS I TOLD YOU MANY A TIME,
I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO CALL MINE.
MY MIND IS CONFUSED AND MY HEAD IN A SPIN,
REALLY I DON&#xE2;&#x80;&#x99;T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.
FEELING TRAPPED WITH THESE THOUGHTS I HAVE DEEP WITHIN ME,
I HOPE YOU WILL REALISE WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME.
ALL I WANT IS SOME TENDER LOVING CARE,
AND ALL MY LOVE I AM WILLING TO SHARE.
THEY SAY BROKEN HEARTS WILL ALWAYS MEND,
BUT I HAVE A FEELING MINES ALREADY TO BOW AND BEND.
THE PAIN I HAVE IF YOU SEE,
FOR ALL THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU ,ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE IN ME.
THESE WORDS HERE ARE COMING THICK AND STRONG,
FOR REALLY I KNOW WHERE I BELONG.
IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME, HELP MY HEART TO MEND,
BECAUSE OF THESE WORDS I DO SEND .

@COPYRIGHTCLAIREoOoHEAVENLYoOo2007
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:41 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>ATTENTION!!! STOP!!!! NEW PICS!!!</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1703629</link>
<description>WELL HELLLLLLOOOOO THERE....
MY NEW SELSCTION OF PICS
HOPE YOU LIKE THEM
BELIEVE ME I FEEL GOOD
I HAVE ACHIEVED MY GOAL AND MANY MORE TO FILL

1/LOST 22 STONE IN WEIGHT,IN OVER A YEAR (NO DIETS)

2/MORE MOBILE,AS I USE TO BE CLASSED AS DISABLED AD COULDNT WALK WITHOUT CRUTCHES,NOW I CAN RUN AND TOUCH WOOD NO MORE PAIN WITH MY ARTHRITIS

3/FEELIG MORE CONFIDENT WITH MYSELF,DIDNT EVEN LIKE LOOKING IN MIRRORS LET ALONE HAVING PICS TAKEN, NOW I CANT STOP TAKING THEM,LOL,

4/GOT THROUGH A VERY VIOLENT RELATIONSHIP FROM THE PAST,IT WAS SO BAD I NEARLY DIED

5/BROUGHT UP 2 CHILDREN UP ON MY OWN WITH NO HELP WHATS SO EVER,BEEN A STRUGGLE,NOW I FEEL ITS TIME FOR ME,AND TOO GO FOR MY GOALS IN THE FUTURE

6/MY 5 WEBSITES I HAVE BUILT UP,HOPE I BRING A SMILE AND HAPPINESS TO AT LEAST ONE PERSON

7/BEING AN ARTIST,POET,DEEJAY,AM.PHOTOGRAPER,DESIGNER

8/HAVING SO MANY FRIENDS,I USE TO BE A LONER, AND A PRISONER IN MY ON HOME,THNX TO YOU ALL

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK,OF MY ZORPIA,ME ,MY PICS,INCLUDING MY ARTWORK,AND POEMS,I AM LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB, BUT HAVET ACLUE WHAT TO DO AS I FEEL I AM SKILLED IN MANY WAYS, GT ANY IDEAS,(NOT RUDE,PLEASE!LOL)

MANY THNX LUV CLAIRE oOoHEAVENLYoOo  XXX MWAH XXX</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:31 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>NEW VID.....NEW VID.....NEW VID</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1703074</link>
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<category>Movies &#x26; Videos</category>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:27 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES</title>
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    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, &#x26;quot;Well, tonight&#x27;s the night we have sex!&#x26;quot; &#x3C;br /&#x3E;And so they did. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, &#x26;quot;My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!&#x26;quot; &#x3C;br /&#x3E;And the woman was thinking to herself, &#x26;quot;My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!&#x26;quot;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Verdana&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig&#x27;s ass popping out.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;The first man says, &#x26;quot;I wish that was Demi Moore&#x27;s Ass&#x26;quot;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;The second man says, &#x26;quot;I wish that was Pamela Anderson&#x27;s Ass.&#x26;quot;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Then the third man says, &#x26;quot;I wish it was dark.&#x26;quot;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Verdana&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, &#x26;quot;Damn, I wish I had a flashlight.&#x26;quot; &#x3C;br /&#x3E;The woman says, &#x26;quot;So do I. You&#x27;ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!&#x26;quot;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Verdana&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Placemats. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;They only show up when there&#x27;s food on the table. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Mascara.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;They usually run at the first sign of emotion.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Bike helmets. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Government bonds. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;They take so long to mature. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Parking spots. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Copiers. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;You need them for reproduction, but that&#x27;s about it. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Lava lamps. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;Fun to look at, but not all that bright. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Bank accounts. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;Without a lot of money, they don&#x27;t generate much interest. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....High heels. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;They&#x27;re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Curling irons. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;They&#x27;re always hot, and they&#x27;re always in your hair. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Mini skirts.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;If you&#x27;re not careful, they&#x27;ll creep up your legs. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Bananas. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;The older they get, the less firm they are. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK?&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;WHTS YOUR FAV ONE?&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;MINE HAS TO BE THIS ONE, SIMPLE BUT TOO THE POINT,LOL&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
    &#x3C;p&#x3E;Men are like.....Mini skirts.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;If you&#x27;re not careful, they&#x27;ll creep up your legs. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;</description>
<category>Gossips &#x26; Jokes</category>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1702255</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>~~ITS A LOVE THING~~</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1702252</link>
<description>
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;ITS A LOVE THING.........................&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;WILL YOU HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS SO TIGHT,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;AS I CLOSE MY EYES WITH ALL MY MIGHT.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;YOUR HOT WARM BREATH I FEEL ON MY NECK,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;TREAT ME SPECIAL AS I FEEL LIKE A NERVOUS WRECK.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;MY PAST HAS BEEN VIOLENT AS I TOLD YOU SO,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;PLEASE BE PATIENT,PLEASE DONT GO.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;I HAVE FALLEN FOR YOU IN SUCH A BIG WAY,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;THESE WORDS ARE HARD FOR ME TO REALLY SAY.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;I WANT TO FEEL YOUR STRONG HANDS CARRESS MY SKIN,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;GENTLY DOES IT,THIS IS TO BEGIN.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;YOUR FINGERS RUNNING UP AND DOWN MY SPINE,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;FROM THE TOP TO BOTTOM&#x26;nbsp; IN A STRAIGHT LINE.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;MY BODY SHIVERS AS IT FEELS SO GOOD,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;A WARM SENSUAL FEELING,OF HOW IT SHOULD.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;NO MORE BEATENS FROM THE PAST,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;HOPEFULLY THIS&#x26;nbsp; IS TRUE AND WILL LAST.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;YOUR HAND RUNS ALONG MY BODY TO MY THIGH,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;THIS FEELINGS SO GOOD,I GIVE OUT A SIGH.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;I FEEL THE WARMTH COMING FROM MY BODY&#x26;nbsp; AND WITHIN,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;IS THIS REALLY WHAT THEY CALL THE LOVE THING.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;MY BODY IS TINGLING,SENSATIONS ARE RUNNING WILD AND FREE,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;OH GOSH,THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;THIS PLEASURE IS SO MUCH FOR ME TO BEAR,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;NOW MY LOVE I JUST WANT TO SHARE.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;STROKING WITH YOUR FINER TIPS EVERY PART OF ME,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;I REALISE NOW THAT THIS IS REALLY LOVE IF I SEE.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;NOT TO BE FORCED,JUST HELD TIGHTLY AND FEEL THE LOVE INSIDE,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;I AM NO LONGER SCARED,THERE NO NEED FOR ME TO HIDE.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;@COPYRIGHTCLAIREoOoHEAVENLYoOo&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;HOW DOES THIS POEM MAKE YOU FEEL?&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;1/HAPPY&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;2/SAD&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;3/MIXED FEELINGS&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;4/YOUR OWN ANSWER&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
<category>Romance &#x26; Relationships</category>
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<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:01 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>my feelings ..........................</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1701174</link>
<description>
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;my feelings......................................&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;my feelings are all over the place,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;teardrops rolling down my face.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;my love for you is so strong,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;because i know where i belong.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;all i have done is love you with all my heart,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;i knew this right from the start.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;so much pain i had in the past,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;my feelings for you are shaw to last.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;my feelings i always show to you,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;you always cheer me up when im feeling blue.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;sometimes the past haunts me and i cant bear,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;all i want is someone to care.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;a few little words ,a kiss and a hug so tight,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;thats my dream as i close my eyes with all my might.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;i feel your pain so deep and dear,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;i hope i will see your feelings towards me so clear.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;we met and i just knew,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;that my love from my heart is so very very true.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;@copyrightclaireoOoHEAVENLYoOo07&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;how does poem make you feel?&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;1/happy&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;2/sad&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;3/mixed emotions&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;4/horny(lol!)&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;5/confused&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;6/your own words?&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;please let me know,love ya feedback&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;claireoOoHEAVENLYoOo&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
<category>Personal</category>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1701174</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 21:17 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>NEW PICS NEW PICS NEW PICS</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1701172</link>
<description>
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;arial,helvetica,sans-serif&#x22; color=&#x22;#ff1f1f&#x22; size=&#x22;7&#x22;&#x3E;STOP PRESS!!!!&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial&#x22; color=&#x22;#ff1f1f&#x22; size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;NEW PICS ADDED TONIGHT&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial&#x22; color=&#x22;#ff1f1f&#x22; size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;HOPE YOU LIKE THE NEW ME LOOK?&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial&#x22; color=&#x22;#ff1f1f&#x22; size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;PLEASE LET ME KNOW&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial&#x22; color=&#x22;#ff1f1f&#x22; size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;LUV YA ALL &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial&#x22; color=&#x22;#ff1f1f&#x22; size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;CLAIRE oOoHEAVENLEYoOo&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial&#x22; color=&#x22;#ff1f1f&#x22; size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
<category>Personal</category>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1701172</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 20:41 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>~~~HI FRIENDS ~~~</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1700641</link>
<description>
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;HI FRIENDS.................&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;AND WELCOME&#x26;nbsp; TO MY ZORPIA WORLD............&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;NEW PICS,BLOGS AND JOURNALS ADDED.................&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;JUST FOR YOU..................&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;HOPE YOU LIKE????&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT......IF YOU WANT TO BECOME FRIENDS ADD ME.....................&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;WE CHAT VERY SOON.....DONT THINK&#x26;nbsp; AM IGNORING YOU.....&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;VERY VERY BUSY....NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY,LET ALONE NIGHT,LOL&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;LUV YA ALL&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;CLAIRE AKA &#x26;quot;oOoHEAVENLYoOo&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff6969&#x22;&#x3E;HOPE YOU LIKE THENEW PROFILE PIC AND NAME&#x26;nbsp; XXXXXXX&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
<category>Personal</category>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1700641</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:06 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>NOW THAT IM NOT WITH YOU TONIGHT..................</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1700475</link>
<description>&#x3C;em&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Now that I am not with you tonight,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;I would like to say I love you with all my might.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;With you in my arms I feel so good inside,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;My love for you I cannot hide.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;For I am thinking of you all the time,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;You&#xE2;&#x80;&#x99;re my man so I want to call you mine.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;You may be so far away but yet so near,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;All I want is for you to be here. &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Just how many times I say that I love you,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Because my love is so very true.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;When we make love our hearts are as one,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;So warm and cosy just like the sun.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;You are so gentle with your touch , carress and kiss,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Because if you ever left me , I would shawly miss.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;You are the best thing that ever happened to me,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;And your love is all I will need if you see.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;So please do not ever leave me if you do care,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Of all the love I have I will always share.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;This is so wonderful if you see,&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;Because this is to say how much you mean to me&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA6;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;@copyrightclaire2007&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;HOW DOES THIS POEM MAKE YOU FEEL?&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;1/SAD&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;2/HAPPY&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;3/MIXED FEELINGS&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;4/SEXY&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;5/YOUR OWN COMMENTS&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
      &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/em&#x3E;</description>
<category>Romance &#x26; Relationships</category>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1700475</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/oOoHEAVENLYoOo/journal/1700473</link>
<description>
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system...&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA2; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;adams-scott.htm&#x22;&#x3E;Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA2; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;adams-scott.htm&#x22;&#x3E;Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. &#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA2; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;adams-scott.htm&#x22;&#x3E;BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA2; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;adams-scott.htm&#x22;&#x3E;Close your eyes and press escape three times.&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA2; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;adams-scott.htm&#x22;&#x3E;File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) &#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA2; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;adams-scott.htm&#x22;&#x3E;Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. &#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA2; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;adams-scott.htm&#x22;&#x3E;Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA2; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;adams-scott.htm&#x22;&#x3E;Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. &#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#xE2;&#x80;&#xA2; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;adams-scott.htm&#x22;&#x3E;Windows message: &#x26;quot;Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)&#x26;quot; &#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:03 EDT</pubDate>
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