can be frends?

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !

i will love to be your lovely friend if you dont mind.
my name is david am from africa but am presently based in new delhi,india.i will be very glad to be your friend. you can contact me with this e-mail...ighowho123@yahoo.co.in
hoping to hear from you soon,bye and be good to yourself.

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I am waiting for your reply Nice Friendship. hey sweety.how r u.i withu be friend you pic very nıce and very sweety. You r most welcome. Have a nice day too. I want to be chat with you if you want. do you hv yahoo id or email id then give me plz we r chat this room.

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