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Basic
- Gender:Male
- Age:37
- Ethnicity:Caucasian (white)
- Country:United Kingdom
- City :Stoke-On-Trent
Personal
- About me:Right... let's see what we can come up with here. Sometimes I manage to create a f-ing brilliant profile and sometimes it's just pants.
First of all I'm not british... I might become a british citizen at some point, who knows? Right now it's just too bloody expensive and that stupid test is ridiculous. Most of the questions the brits themselves can't answer!
I was born in Sweden, too many years ago and moved to the UK (United Kingdom and not Ukraine) when I was 26.
I've got two west highland terriers (westies), Misha and Charlie who make my life interesting and keep me on my toes as I never know what to expect from them. Bloody intelligent animals!
I've been on the net since '96 and I've owned a computer since I was 11 which means that I've probably had a computer since before you were born! :P
Sometimes I can feel old on profile sites but I've learnt to adapt and find things to talk about with young people as well. I guess I'm not really that old it's just hearing the "Ewww you're over 25 you're a pervert!" all the time that grates on my nerves.
I work for a Marketing and Events Organiser in Stoke on Trent and I'm the guy who program, design and maintain the websites for our customers. I've been doing it for a long time and with the risk of sounding big headed, I'm bloody good at it. :P
I used to hang out on Profile Heaven a lot (one of the founding members on there) but I got stalked and decided to find another home. Zorpia is alright but it annoys me that so many guys from Turkey, India, Pakistan etc. sign girls profiles with their f-ing huge graphics and ridiculous comments. Most of them about wanting to marry them!?!?
Anyway, I'm gonna stop ranting here as this is long-winded and I don't really know what to type.
If you want my msn... well here it is: supaswede@hotmail.co.uk
Add me will ya :D
Cheers - Interests:msn, movies, books, animals, coke, pizza, chinese, tv, stargate, sex
- Favorite books:George R R Martin, Terry Pratchett, Tolkien, Eddings, and so on...
- Favorite music:Muse, KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Frontline Assembly, And One, Green Day, Alice in Chains, Nickleback, Evanescence, Depeche Mode, The Prodigy, Linkin Park
- Favorite TV programs:Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Simpsons, Scrubs
- Favorite movies:Too many to list!
- Places I've Traveled To:Sweden, Denmark, Germany, Norway, France, Switzerland, Austria, Poland, Luxembourgh, Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, England, Scotland, Wales... list goes on...
- I'm looking for:dunno... you?
Dating
- Sexual Orientation:Straight
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9/12/2007 12:29 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: oi!!!
i no... im on here incognito... shhhh...
*lifts false beard and nose*
Look... it's really me!
*lifts false beard and nose*
Look... it's really me!
9/12/2007 12:31 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oi!!!
Tammy
19, Stoke-On-Trent, United Kingdom
wel it cnt be u if u r nt tru 2 hu u r wooo i feel smart
9/12/2007 12:48 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oi!!!
maybe neither of us are who we think we are? maybe we're just figments of eachothers imagination? maybe this reality is in fact a bleak mirror of a bigger and grander reality so pure that nothing can exist in it and instead only bleak copies like this one are created to cater for life.
Or maybe we are just bacteria on meatballs in a giants stomach?
Or maybe we are just bacteria on meatballs in a giants stomach?
9/12/2007 12:53 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oi!!!
Tammy
19, Stoke-On-Trent, United Kingdom
bt if we r fragments of each other imagaination tht means peter pan is real... duznt it NEKMWM
9/12/2007 12:55 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oi!!!
peter pan is real... he lives in a house in derby... about five mins from the campus... he's old now tho... in his 70's... got a big belly and can't speak so he can't crow anymore... and if you can't crow... well... u know what happens then... sad isn't it...
9/12/2007 1:00 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oi!!!
Tammy
19, Stoke-On-Trent, United Kingdom
N.E.K.M.W.M
9/12/2007 1:03 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oi!!!
Pay attention everyone... within these initials lay my name... praise the Bored!
:P
:P
9/14/2007 12:44 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oi!!!
Tammy
19, Stoke-On-Trent, United Kingdom
:P:P
9/14/2007 3:36 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oi!!!
*poke poke*
9/8/2007 3:46 AMtsk tsk..
first name
101, Christmas Island
you visited my page and didn't leave a comment =[
6/7/2007 10:18 AMhey mister
alysha
20, Kent, United Kingdom
*walks up to rob and pats on the sholdier* u used all my toliet roll i no it was u *gives evil glare* i woke up and it was every where a trail of toliet roll down the stairs out the front door and down the road :D thats it how did u get in *gets out the stick of punishment* this stick hurts even more than the "you have been a naughty boy bad stick" *taps the stick of punishment on her hand gentally* well any answers :D
6/7/2007 11:27 AMRe: hey mister
Oh... errr... uuhhh... well... it's funny really... errr... I was out walking... and... and... err... this Alien came and abucted me!!! It's true! And then... uuhh... well we had a cuppa and some biscuits and... oh and then he beamed me down again but into the wrong house!
So... errr... yeah... so in order to sneak out quietly I had to wrap toilet paper around my feet... ahem... see... logical isn't it?
*innocent look*
So... errr... yeah... so in order to sneak out quietly I had to wrap toilet paper around my feet... ahem... see... logical isn't it?
*innocent look*
6/7/2007 6:57 PMRe: Re: hey mister
alysha
20, Kent, United Kingdom
*gets out the bigger stick of punishment* logical to wrap toliet paper around ur feet *smiles* tut tut every body knows u dont wrap toliet paper around your feet what u are meant to do is walk on ur hands :D while watching ur head on the stairs just incase u hit it :D silly everybody knows that *grins at rob* silly silly fool so how was ur abduction
6/7/2007 9:05 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey mister
we dont have weather... we didnt pay our taxes and live in perpetual darknes... the warewolves and vampires have all moved south from depression...
me, i live off prozac :D
*dances around with the pink fluffy fairies*
me, i live off prozac :D
*dances around with the pink fluffy fairies*
6/7/2007 9:09 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey mister
alysha
20, Kent, United Kingdom
lol ohh u didnt pay your taxes :S god sooner or later u will end up loosin ur bloody mental health if u do not pay ur taxes *whispers in ear* i have heard if u dont pay ur taxes they take away part of ur brain but instead put this little tracker inside all u can hear is this annoyin buzzin sound :D i no i have one fitted :P
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