i aint lyin... im standin up!

oi u litle elf!!!!!

santas helper callin Tazmanian Devil... :P

wel th lone conquerin kings name isnot rob

i no... im on here incognito... shhhh...
*lifts false beard and nose*
Look... it's really me!

wel it cnt be u if u r nt tru 2 hu u r wooo i feel smart

maybe neither of us are who we think we are? maybe we're just figments of eachothers imagination? maybe this reality is in fact a bleak mirror of a bigger and grander reality so pure that nothing can exist in it and instead only bleak copies like this one are created to cater for life.
Or maybe we are just bacteria on meatballs in a giants stomach?

bt if we r fragments of each other imagaination tht means peter pan is real... duznt it NEKMWM

peter pan is real... he lives in a house in derby... about five mins from the campus... he's old now tho... in his 70's... got a big belly and can't speak so he can't crow anymore... and if you can't crow... well... u know what happens then... sad isn't it...

N.E.K.M.W.M

Pay attention everyone... within these initials lay my name... praise the Bored!
:P

:P:P

*poke poke*

i will slap u wen i c u 4 the poke!!! lol xxxx am single nw...lol xxx

Oh... errr... uuhhh... well... it's funny really... errr... I was out walking... and... and... err... this Alien came and abucted me!!! It's true! And then... uuhh... well we had a cuppa and some biscuits and... oh and then he beamed me down again but into the wrong house!

So... errr... yeah... so in order to sneak out quietly I had to wrap toilet paper around my feet... ahem... see... logical isn't it?

*innocent look*

*gets out the bigger stick of punishment* logical to wrap toliet paper around ur feet *smiles* tut tut every body knows u dont wrap toliet paper around your feet what u are meant to do is walk on ur hands :D while watching ur head on the stairs just incase u hit it :D silly everybody knows that *grins at rob* silly silly fool so how was ur abduction

it was very personal!

err... i mean... uuhhh...


Sooooo... how's the weather in kent??

its well kinda shitty cloudy but has not rained as of yet soo yea :D lol now dark scary :P when all the blood suckers and ware wolfs come out lol hows weather up there

we dont have weather... we didnt pay our taxes and live in perpetual darknes... the warewolves and vampires have all moved south from depression...

me, i live off prozac :D

*dances around with the pink fluffy fairies*

lol ohh u didnt pay your taxes :S god sooner or later u will end up loosin ur bloody mental health if u do not pay ur taxes *whispers in ear* i have heard if u dont pay ur taxes they take away part of ur brain but instead put this little tracker inside all u can hear is this annoyin buzzin sound :D i no i have one fitted :P

Wow you've been to Sweden?