Michelle, I love you!

Hey Michelle! I wanted to write you a testimonial, but I could not figure out how to do it. Oh, what a sad day it is. But if I could have written a testimonial, I would have written this: Michelle is a close friend of mine from the quote-unquote good old days of high school. She defies lots of stuff: Gravity, the odds, logic, and so forth... but all in a good way. And that's why I like her. She is the epitome of unique. There can be no other person like her in the world, and my love for her is like whoa (whatever that means). Thank you Michelle for being a friend (a la The Golden Girls)