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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:05 EST</pubDate>
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<title>People come into your life....</title>
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come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;
When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that
person.&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; color=&#x22;#000080&#x22;&#x3E;Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your
turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;
Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;
&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E; &#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000080&#x22;&#x3E;When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to
meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you
with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem
like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;
Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient
time,&#x3C;br /&#x3E;
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to
an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire
fulfilled, their work is done.&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000080&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;
The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move
on. &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000080&#x22;&#x3E;LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional
foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other
relationships and areas of your life.&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000080&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.&#x3C;/font&#x3E;
&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000080&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;em&#x3E;Thank
you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.&#x3C;/em&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 15:29 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Never say.....</title>
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  &#x3C;p align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;courier new,courier,monospace&#x22; color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;never talk about feelings if they&#x26;nbsp; aren&#x27;t really &#x26;nbsp;there&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;courier new,courier,monospace&#x22; color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;never hold my hand if you are gonna break my heart&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;courier new,courier,monospace&#x22; color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;never say you are going to if you don&#x27;t plane to start&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;courier new,courier,monospace&#x22; color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;never look into my eyes if all you do is lie&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;courier new,courier,monospace&#x22; color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;never say hi if you really means goodbye&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;courier new,courier,monospace&#x22; color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;if you really means forever then say you will try&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font size=&#x22;4&#x22; face=&#x22;courier new,courier,monospace&#x22; color=&#x22;#4b4b4b&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;never say forever because forever&#x26;nbsp;makes me cry...&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:06 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Tr&#xC3;&#xA4;ume....</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/piranha53/journal/1735119</link>
<description>&#x3C;span style=&#x22;FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#x26;quot;Times New Roman&#x26;quot;&#x22;&#x3E;Mit Tr&#xC3;&#xA4;umen beginnt die Realit&#xC3;&#xA4;t.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Wer nach aussen schaut, tr&#xC3;&#xA4;umt.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Wer nach innen blickt, erwacht. &#x3C;br /&#x3E;Schau nach innen, dort liegt Deine St&#xC3;&#xA4;rke.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;lerne auf die Stimme deines Inneren zu h&#xC3;&#xB6;ren.&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Willst Du deinen Traum verwirklichen, dann erwache!&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Wenn ich doch nur den Mut h&#xC3;&#xA4;tte, meine Tr&#xC3;&#xA4;ume auszuleben&#x3C;br /&#x3E;&#x3C;br /&#x3E;Tr&#xC3;&#xA4;ume nicht dein Leben, lebe deinen Traum!&#x3C;/span&#x3E;</description>
<category>Personal</category>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:04 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Men Are Just Happier People</title>
<link>http://www.zorpia.com/piranha53/journal/1721380</link>
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  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;Wedding plans take care of themselves.&#x3C;/span&#x3E; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
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  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You can wear NO shirt to a water park.&#x3C;/span&#x3E; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;Car mechanics tell you the truth.&#x3C;/span&#x3E; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;The world is your urinal.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; &#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You never have to drive to another gas station restroom&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;because this one is just too icky.&#x3C;/span&#x3E; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You don&#x27;t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;Same work, more pay.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E; &#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
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  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.&#x3C;/span&#x3E; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
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  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;New shoes don&#x27;t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;3&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;One&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial&#x22;&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;mood all the time.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span style=&#x22;FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You know stuff about tanks.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E; &#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase and you don&#x27;t even have to pack that.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You can open all your own jars.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E; &#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You almost never have strap problems in public. &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;Everything on your face stays its original color. &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You only have to shave your face and neck. &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You can play with toys all your life.&#x3C;/span&#x3E; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;Your belly usually hides your big hips.&#x3C;/span&#x3E; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;u&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;One&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/u&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Arial&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial&#x22;&#x3E; wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You can &#x26;quot;do&#x26;quot; your nails with a pocket knife.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;4&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes if you&#x27;re single and if you&#x27;re married&#x26;nbsp; you don&#x27;t have to shop at all, it just appears under the tree&#x26;nbsp;.&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Comic Sans MS&#x22; color=&#x22;#000000&#x22; size=&#x22;2&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;
  &#x3C;p style=&#x22;TEXT-ALIGN: center&#x22; align=&#x22;center&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;font color=&#x22;#ff5a5a&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;font face=&#x22;Times New Roman&#x22; size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;span lang=&#x22;EN-CA&#x22; style=&#x22;FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black&#x22;&#x3E;No wonder men are happier!!&#x3C;/span&#x3E;&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/strong&#x3E; &#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
<category>Gossips &#x26; Jokes</category>
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<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:29 EST</pubDate>
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