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Monday,Dec 20 2004, 07:40:00 AMWHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (Nama...
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
(Nama kabuah manok melintas jalai alun)
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.
KARAM SINGH WALIA (TV3 News caster):
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-
ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan
sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di
atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling
hebat di maya pada masa ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-
ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk
melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu
melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........
Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
Ayam di reban mati tak makan
JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck
was this chicken doing walking around all over the
place anyway?"
BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook.
MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes....the foreign powers
should stop intervening in our domestic affairs
and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want
to...'apa nama' cross the road, they should be
allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a
democratic country,we let our chickens do
whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't
threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the
government...and if they plan to do so...we won't
hesitate to use the ISA...
ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan
percaya khabar - khabar angin ini
semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang
untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam -
ayam semua...jangan percaya..jangan percaya....
SAMY VELLU :
ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude
bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna
jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu
ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga,
saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?
BILL CLINTON :
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...
Tuesday,Dec 14 2004, 06:20:38 AMWhy A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Woman 1
Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Woman
10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
9. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. ...
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Sunday,Dec 12 2004, 02:55:16 AMDo This One Thing For a Happy Marriage We're...
Do This One Thing For a Happy Marriage
'We're done!' can be predicted before a couple says 'I do"--if they lack one relationship skill: the ability to resolve conflicts. Those who know how to argue without hurting one another and resolve their areas of disagreement are almost guaranteed a long and happy marriage, according to researchers from Fuller Theological Seminary in Pasadena, Calif., reports HealthDayNews. In contrast, the No. 1 sign that couples are headed for divorce--even before they walk down the aisle--is that they make negative comments ...
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Thursday,Dec 2 2004, 04:05:17 PMScary! How Dirty Teeth Can Kill You Mom was...
Scary! How Dirty Teeth Can Kill You
Mom was right. You really should brush and floss regularly. Germs found in dental plaque can make their way into the lungs and cause potentially fatal pneumonia especially in the elderly, Reuters reports of new research from the University of Buffalo in New York.
Monday,Nov 29 2004, 09:17:52 AMThe No. 1 Way to Hide an Illicit Affair In a...
The No. 1 Way to Hide an Illicit Affair
In a "they-got-paid-to-do-this?" type study, psychologists from Florida Atlantic University figured out there are 91 ways to hide an illicit love affair from your unsuspecting spouse.
And the No. 1 way? ...
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