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ricklinkin66's Homepage http://www.zorpia.com/ricklinkin66 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:36 EDT Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:36 EDT Zorpia.com why sardarji sucided???? http://www.zorpia.com/ricklinkin66/journal/1546578 <img title="surprise" height="300" alt="surprise" src="http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i189/ricklinkin66/9810729.jpg" width="317" align="bottom" border="0" />  Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box. He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tommorow, I will jump from the 20th floor and die ". Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says " If I find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die " Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says " Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tommorow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor " Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies. The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies. Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies. In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's widow says " I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch " The Bengali's widow says " I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch " The sardarji's widow says " I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch....!!! Gossips & Jokes http://www.zorpia.com/ricklinkin66/journal/1546578 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:44 EDT punjabi english :)) http://www.zorpia.com/ricklinkin66/journal/1545652  <img title="funny" height="271" alt="funny" src="http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i189/ricklinkin66/funny_39.gif" width="266" align="top" border="0" />njoy Panjabi english I - Original: 'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?' 'I have been to London to see the Queen' 'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?' 'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'   Punjabi Translation: 'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?' 'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si' 'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?' 'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!' <div><div><div><div><div>   II - Original 'Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool?' 'Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full One for the master, one for the dame, And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.'   Punjabi Translation: 'Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?' 'Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste, ek teri woti lai Ek us munde lai jehra khara raste'. </div><div>   III - Original Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall, Humphty Dumphty had a great fall, All the kings' horses, all the kings' men Couldn't put Humphty Dumphty together again   Punjabi Translation: Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te' Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir aa ke kehan lagge, Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se. </div></div></div></div></div> Gossips & Jokes http://www.zorpia.com/ricklinkin66/journal/1545652 Mon, 12 Jun 2006 18:08 EDT stupid questions with smart answers...:) http://www.zorpia.com/ricklinkin66/journal/1503574 <div> </div><div><div><div> STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick . WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. 1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". 2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". 3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". </div><div><div>4) Waiter :- Would you like to Have BLACK COFFEE..</div><div>COUSTOMER <img height="1" width="2" border="0" />: "What other colors do you have?" 5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". 7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated" . 8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". 9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". 10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". 11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." 12) Teacher : " George Washington no! t only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." </div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>HOWZ THAT??????????????????</div></div></div></div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/ricklinkin66/journal/1503574 Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:30 EDT why do student fail in exam http://www.zorpia.com/ricklinkin66/journal/1501153 It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days. Typical academic year for a student: 1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263. 3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141. 4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126. 5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96. 6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81. 7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3. 10.Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left. 11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!! Balance = 0 "Then how can a student pass ??"<img src="../smi/15.gif" border="0" /><img src="../smi/02.gif" border="0" />r Books http://www.zorpia.com/ricklinkin66/journal/1501153 Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:06 EDT