http://www.zorpia.com/rskrt2 Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:17 EST Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:17 EST Zorpia.com http://www.zorpia.com/rskrt2/journal/1663216 <p><strong><em><font color="#a700ff">就在华文课时，老师说：“平旦！人生自古谁无死？你来接下一句。”<br />平旦站起来从容不迫地回答：“人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸？”<br />下学期后，便再没有平旦的踪影了。</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#a700ff">就在隔年，平旦又跟一位新华文老师碰面了。<br />上课的时候，老师又问起了平旦：“有句诗道，人生自古谁无死，你来接下句。”<br />这回，平旦缓缓地说道：“人生自古谁无屎，谁能大便不用纸？尚若不用卫生纸，除非你是用手指。”</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#a700ff">老师听完后，非常火大！<br />但是又不能表现出来，只有冷冷地叫平旦罚站。<br />接著，老师见到教室外落下大雪，于是感概地说：<br />“上天下雪不下雨，<br />雪到地上变成雨，<br />变成雨时多麻烦，<br />為何当初不下雨？”</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#a700ff">话未说完，罚站的平旦又感概地回复老师：<br />“有人吃饭不食屎，<br />饭到肚里变成屎，<br />变成屎时多麻烦，<br />為何当初不吃屎？”</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#a700ff">老师生气极了！<br />于是叫平旦来一个随堂测验，题目只有一题。会答100分，不会则0分。<br />题目是：数字。</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#a700ff">虽然平旦一点準备也没有，但是，却立即的回答了老师的题目。<br />平旦念出了这首诗：<br />“一看试卷<br />两眼无神<br />三思不懈<br />四肢无力<br />五脏俱焚<br />六神无主<br />七孔生烟<br />八面受敌<br />九死一生<br />十分痛苦<br />百事可乐<br />千真万确<br />万事如意<br />亿万财富<br />恭喜发财”</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#a700ff">老师听了之后当场吐血而死……<br />送入青山，从此不再教书。</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#a700ff"><a href="http://www.walaua.com">http://www.walaua.com</a></font></em></strong></p> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/rskrt2/journal/1663216 Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:58 EST http://www.zorpia.com/rskrt2/journal/1662912 <em><font color="#2ebbff"><strong>Saigo no kisu wa ka ba tabako no flavor ga shita<br />Nigakute setsunai kaori</strong></font><br /><br /></em><strong><em><font color="#ff5f10">Ashita no imagoro ni wa<br />Anata wa doko ni irun darou<br />Dare wo omotterun darou</font><br /><br /><font color="#ff1fb8">You are always gonna be my love<br />Itsuka darekato mata koi ni ochitemo<br />I'll remember to love you taught me how<br />You are always gonna be the one<br />Ima wa mada kanashii love love songu<br />Atarashii uta utaeru made</font><br /><br /><font color="#c65aff">Tachidomaru jikan ga<br />Ugoki dasouto shiteru<br />Wasuretakunai kotobakari<br /></font><br /><font color="#47d200">Ashita no imagoro niwa<br />Watashi wa kitto naite iru<br />Anatawo omotterun darou</font><br /><br /><font color="#ff8787">You will always be inside my heart <br />Itsumo anata dake no basho ga aru kara<br />I hope that I have a place in your heart too<br />Now and forever you are still the one<br />Ima wa mada kanashii love love song<br />Atarashii uta utaeru made<br /></font><br /><font color="#1062ff">You are always gonna be my love<br />Itsuka darekato mata koi ni ochitemo<br />I'll remember to love you taught me how<br />You are always gonna be the one<br />Mada kanashii love love song<br />Now and forever <br /></font></em></strong> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/rskrt2/journal/1662912 Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:23 EST http://www.zorpia.com/rskrt2/journal/1662842 <pre style="DIRECTION: ltr"> <p><strong><em><font color="#a700ff">konna ni tsumetai tobari no fukaku de anata wa hitori de nemutteru inori no utagoe sabishii nohara wo chiisa na hikari ga terashiteta</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#00adff">anata no yume wo miteta kodomo no you ni waratteta natsukashiku mada tooku sore wa mirai no yakusoku</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#ff005a">itsuka midori no asa ni itsuka tadoritsukeru to fuyugareta kono sora wo shinjiteiru kara</font> <font color="#ffaa00">Fields of hope</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#ffaa00">umarete kita hi ni dakishimete kureta yasashii ano te wo sagashiteru inori no utagoe hitotsu kiete mata hajimaru</font> <font color="#ff69d0">tayorinaku setsunaku tsuzuku</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#ff69d0">itsuka midori no asa e subete no yoru wo koete sore wa tada hitori zutsu </font><font color="#97ff96">mitsukete yuku basho dakara</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#97ff96">ima wa tada kono mune de anata wo atatametai natsukashiku mada tooi </font><font color="#ff8787">yasuragi no tame ni Fields of hope</font></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><font color="#ff8787">natsukashiku mada tooi yakusoku no nohara Fields of hope Fields of hope</font></em></strong></p> </pre> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/rskrt2/journal/1662842 Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:50 EST