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About Me: | i can be realli annOyin once u get 2 knO me cuz i nevr shutup nd i generalli go on about random shit...and PLEASE dont just add me, at least leave me a message first, and if u fail to do so, dont expect me to talk to u. |
Language: | Some Italian/English(durr)/Some German |
Interests: | shopping, chatting on the net, going parties, etc etc.. |
Favorite Books: | books?? |
Favorite Music: | Hip Hop/RnB & Rave and a few punk rock songz |
Favorite TV Programs: | Fat Pizza, Glass House, Brainiac |
Favorite Movies: | Honey, You Got Served |
Places I've Traveled To: | Vanuatu, Random places In Aus.. |
I'm Looking For: | my phone... |
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Sexual Orientation: | Bi-Sexual |
Dating Status: | Single |
Body Type: | Average |
Eye Color: | Blue | Height: | 5'1" |
Smoking Habit: | no |
Drinking Habit: | social |
Religion: | Christian |
Interested in Meeting for: | Friends, Dating |
Currently Living with: | Kids, Roomate(s) |
In a social setting, I'm: | Shy at first, but warm up quickly, Social Butterfly, Side kick, Flirt |
TV watching habits: | Reality show addict, Movies, Channel Hopper |
Sense of humor: | Friendly, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy |
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Sydney, New South Wales
Australia
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Sydney, New South Wales
Australia
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
Sydney, New South Wales
Australia
Sydney, New South Wales
Australia