Thursday,Feb 8 2007, 12:11:04 PMnEVer tEmpT A w0mAn~!~

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

 Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

 The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

 "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

 ~Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent!"~!~

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Monday,Dec 26 2005, 04:41:48 PMmAh bAd luCk!!

A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days. When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side.

He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."

She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job adress for ...

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Thursday,May 12 2005, 09:28:01 AMfunny !!!

Ways Girls Turn Down Men



Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? ...

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