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Monday,May 31 2004, 10:19:43 AMi'm at office now... But i'm kinda tired...

i'm at office now... But i'm kinda tired bout doin the research.. cause everytime i try to find out the distribuotrs for a specific company... i'll end up getting the some few distributors... ARGH ~! Is there onli that few companies... "DUH!" hmmm.... Read a article that ryan posted on the friendster... heez... find it quite interesting... So here it goes...

 

Finally, the guys' side of the story.



We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the

rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!



1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
girl. If it's up, put

it down. We need it up, you need it down. You
don't hear us

complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this
one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints
do not work! Just
say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell
us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do
it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have
to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions
and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,"
we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is
just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is
fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun
formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have
to sleep on the
couch tonight; but did you know men really don't
mind that? It's like
camping.

 

Saturday,May 29 2004, 03:03:14 AMWhoOpiIeE ~!! Me in school now.... heez......

WhoOpiIeE ~!! Me in school now.... heez... came down to accompany fwens... heez.. Hai ~! boring sia.... heez... Onli can use messenger and update my blog.... heez.. =) Still haf to wait till 1 den they can leave wor.. "DUH!!"

Friday,May 28 2004, 04:46:46 PMHmm.... Jus had dinner... Lemme see.. It'z...

Hmm.... Jus had dinner... Lemme see.. It'z already past midnight... Think i shd call it a supper le... heez... Me tired tired wor... Went to have coffee wif Zz... Heez... Like to slack lotsa recently.. Heez... Piggy wor... But nvm la... me call ms piggy mahz... Today learn quite a bit from work... Learn some stuffs on sales.. mOi send lotsa introduction e-mail and recieved some from the customers... heez... SO HAPPY!!! Feel so much beta today.. At least got some stuffs to do le... heez...  Hmm... Den i haf a project in hand le... Think haf to rush it tml ba... Heez... Mus do well wor... Hai ~! i miss hols manz... heez... i wanna enjoy life again... But heng tml is weekend le... so can go out and slack... haha....

*mS pIgGy gOin tO pIggInG sOOn...*

HuGs & kIsSeS fRm mS pIggY.... "MuAcKz!!"

N.E.R.D. - She Wants To Move Lyrics

[Intro - Pharrell Williams]
Shake it up.. shake it up girl
Shake it up.. bass
Hey! Shake it up.. shake it up

[Verse - Pharrell Williams (Shae)]
She makes me think of lightning in skies
(Her name) She's sexy!!
How else is God supposed to write
(Her name) She's sexy!!
Move, she wants to move
But you're hogging her, you're guarding her
She wants to move (she wants to move)
She wants to move (she wants to move)
But you're hogging her, you're guarding her (damn!)

[Chorus - Pharrell Williams (Shae)]
Mister! Look at your girl, she loves it!
(Look at her) I can see it in her eyes
She (come here babe) hopes this lasts forever, Hey!!

[Verse - Pharrell Williams (Shae)]
Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
(Her curves) She's sexy!!
Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride [sound effect]
(Her ass) She's sexy!!
Move, she wants to move
But you're hogging her, and guarding her
She wants to move (she wants to move)
She wants to move (she wants to move)
But you're hogging her, you're guarding her (beat it!!)

[Chorus - Pharrell Williams (Shae)]
Mister! Look at your girl, she loves it!
(I know you love it girl) I can see it in her eyes
She - hopes this lasts forever (hey) Hey!!

[Interlude/Bridge - Pharrell Williams (Shae)]
Ehh, this is your part girl
Uh, this is your part girl!!
(Move, she wants to move) c'mon!
OWW! (Move, she wants to move) ehh
Man (and move, she wants to move)
(Move, she wants to move)
But you're hogging her, you're guarding her
BEAT IT!!

[Chorus - Pharrell Williams (Shae)]
Mister! Look at your girl (damn) she loves it!
(She loves) I can see it in her eyes
She - hopes this lasts forever, Hey!! c'mon
Mister! Look at your girl (look at your girl) she loves it!
(She wants it) I can see it in her eyes
She - hopes this lasts forever, Hey!!

[Outro - Pharrell Williams (Shae)]
Somebody get us some water in here!
Cause it's HOT!
(Yo why you, why you, why you wit that fool?)
HOT y'all! Hey! Huuuhh!
(I like it when you're wet baby) Ehh

Thursday,May 27 2004, 01:19:00 PMFinalli manz... I'm going to get a project...

Finalli manz... I'm going to get a project tml... Yeah!! Something that i can really learn and look forward to le... heez... Aft 4 days of rotting... The real big time is here manz... Heez... Yipppie... And tml is Friday... That means a week is going to pass... YEAH!!!! I so freaking happie... Heez.. Hope that "Ming Tian Hui Gen Hao"

HuGgiEs frOm mS pIgGy

Busted - Air Hostess

Walking through the terminal
I saw something beautiful
You left for your duty called
Next I'm getting on the plane
That's when I see you again
I cant get you off my brain
That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on some show
The cabin pressure's rising
My coke has got no ice and

Air hostess
I like the way you dress
You know I hate to fly
But I feel much better 
When you're by my side
Writing you a love letter
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Gonna see you soon
In my hotel room
For a holiday romance
Air hostess

Throwing peanuts down the isle
Stupid, but it made you smile
You came over for a while
Then you whispered in my ear
The words that I long to hear
I want you to thrill me here
You can't because you're working
The paparazzi's lurking
You didn't know I ????
?????????
One photos worth a hundred

Air hostess
I like the way you dress
You know I hate to fly
But I feel much better 
When you're by my side
Writing you a love letter
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Gonna see you soon
In my hotel room
For a holiday romance
Air hostess

Na na na na

That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on some show
The plane is almost landing
So tell me where I'm standing

Air hostess
I like the way you dress
You know I hate to fly
But I feel much better 
When you're by my side
Writing you a love letter
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Gonna see you soon
In my hotel room
For a holiday romance
Air hostess

Cuz you're my air hostess
I love the way you dress
Air hostess
My air hostess
I love the way you dress
Air hostess

Wednesday,May 26 2004, 01:29:24 PMAye!!! It'z mS pIggY iN the house... Heez....

Aye!!! It'z mS pIggY iN the house... Heez.... I'm feeling much beta at work today.. At least i was assigned to do some admin stuffs... heez.. But in kinda miss the computer... TOday there's no temptations at all... NO coms around me and was occupied since morning to evenings... Me today do filing and there's lotsa files to sort out... Heez... My fren, Chen Qi who was sitting beside was envy of moi... Cause her job was much difficult... HaaZ... She's been doing lotsa account stuffs... haha..... Had luch wif ppl over at "RITRONICS"...(btw i was being transfered to "Hsing" yst...) heez... I'm always looking forward to my 630 pm... heez.. Den u'll see me rush off wif Chen Qi manz... We r always very punctual when it comes to lunch and off work... Guess that's what we always do ba.... But i kinda miss sch life... Anywayz there's no life when u're working ba... (that's what i think...) U cant do whateva u like... U cant skip class whenever u wan to... During sch days we skip class whenever we wan to, take breaks wheneva we want to... But when working  U cant leave whenever u like... Do ur own stuffs... Hmm... even when u wanna surf the webbies u want also need to do it secretly... Hai~~ everything is so "MA FAN" I wanna go back to NYP manz... ARGH ~! I'm really not ready for this la..... But i think bo bian le... Have to accept la... heez... Okie... let's see what song we have for the day..... Let's have some from the Americian Idol... But it'z not from Clay nor Ruben... HeeZ.... It'z from Kimberly Locke.....

Kimberley Locke - 8th World Wonder Lyrics

Woke up early this morning,
Made my coffee like I always do.
Then it hit me from nowhere, Everything I feel about me and
you.
The way you kiss me crazy, 
Baby you're so amazing.

[CHORUS]
Seven days and seven nights of thunder,
The waters rising and I'm slipping under.
I think I fell in love with the 8th world wonder.

I guess that I'm just falling deeper into something I've never
known.
But the way that I'm feeling, makes me realize that it can't be
wrong.
You're love's like a summer rain, washing my doubts away.

[CHORUS]

It's only been a week, but it's coming over me.
It's making me believe that you're the one for me.

[CHORUS (4x)]
mS pIgGy aLwAyS sIaNz ... LoNelY & bOrEd

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