The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, "Well,I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?"

Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

Grudgingly he agreed. With bucket in hand he briskly made his way down the apartment stairs and over to the beach. While collecting snails a gorgeous woman strolled alongside the waters edge. He kept thinking: "Wouldn't it be great if she came over and talked to me" He went back to gathering snails.

Suddenly he looked up and there in front of him - smiling - was the beautiful lady. After talking, she invited him back to her house for a coffee. Well, they ended up staying for more than 1 coffee and at 8 o'clock the following morning he woke up and exclaimed: "Oh No!!!, My wife's dinner party..."

Gathering his clothes, he grabbed the bucket and ran as fast as he could back to his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he reached the top of the stairs he dropped the bucket and the snails started falling down the stairs behind him...

Just then, his apartment door opens, and his very angry wife stands there wondering what happened to him. The man looks at the snails all down the steps, then looks at her, then back at the snails and says: "Come on guys, we're almost there!"