Journals
Friday,Feb 23 2007, 12:37:20 PMPHONE CALL-----fuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyy
“Hello?"
"Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."
A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
; But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool?
Is this
486-5731?
Noooooooooo.....this is 486-5721!
Friday,Feb 23 2007, 12:33:31 PMPHONE CALL-----fuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyy
“Hello?"
"Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."
A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
; But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool?
Is this
486-5731?
Noooooooooo.....this is 486-5721!
Tuesday,Feb 13 2007, 01:49:45 PMHow Sexy Are You?
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in
bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive.
Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight.
Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate
sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
C an be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most
erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The
sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:LIBRA:. The lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one
of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring
person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not
the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most
irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take
you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves
being in long relationships. =) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of
b ad luck if you do not repost.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in
bed, THE
BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do
not repost.
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a
fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a
beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9
years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to
have fun. Is
really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
Add ictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if
you do not repost.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a
kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous.
Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it
comes down to it. Someone
you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if
you do not repost.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high
### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be
around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good
in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets
what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5
years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible,
awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest.
Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be
your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do
not repost.
.:TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
relationships. =] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely
outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help
people in times of need.
Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as
......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to
#### with. Are the most sex iest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if
you do not repost.
.:SAGITTARIUS: . The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give.
Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They
meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique
sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I
say Amazing in Bed?