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holloween homur
Wednesday,Oct 25 2006, 12:58:24 PM

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.





BUMP...






BUMP...






BUMP...







Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him






FASTER...






FASTER...







BUMP...








BUMP...







BUMP...






He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.









However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping











clappity-BUMP...







clappity-BUMP...







clappity-BUMP...






on his heels, the terrified man runs.






Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.










Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















and,

















(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)



























The coffin stops!

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Marcia Lovell
Wednesday,Sep 27 2006, 09:20:54 AM

 A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

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what u do for the body
Thursday,Sep 21 2006, 06:17:47 PM(Last updated: Thursday,Sep 21 2006, 06:21:52 PM)

As food is needed for the body, them same way love is needed for the soul. Food strengthens the body while love strengths the soul. A person is incomplete without Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end..............u are my reald Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved onesve

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7/14/2008 8:41 AM
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6/26/2008 11:05 PM
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