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Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
humour.

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i hope to be your friend? can u send me u r emil?
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i am anxious talking with u
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searching the world
for ONE woman that wants to be loved and married for life
with no cheating and no divorce
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hi friend, i waana friendship with u, can u accept me as ur friend. If YES then give me ur E-mail ID or ADD me as
mian_987@hotmail.com
mian0987@yahoo.com
waiting 4 ur possitive reply

Hello dear I am aashu I want to become your good friend if you are agree so please accept my friend request and send me reply back or you can send me e-mail on this Id:- haseenarshad@gmail.com and please give me also your e-mail Id I want to send you e-mail.
I am waiting for your reply and e-mail
Have a Nice Day with Nice Friendship.
Dil chahta hai Aap se Dosti karne ko agar Aap chahe tou.
Please reply me.