how to drive ur parents CRAZY

1. Follow them around the house..everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Announce you've decided to go vegetarian then when they throw all the meat out demand a cheeseburger.

6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "the sun! It's dying!!"

7. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house.

8. Have nervous spasms at anonymous times.

9. Pretend to worship the Devil.

10. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"

11. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

12. Run in circles.

13. Recite a whole movie 3 times.

14. Pretend to beat yourself up.

15. Slither everywhere.

16. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

17. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. tell them you're making a fashion statement.

18. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

19. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.

20. Try and climb the wall.

21. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.

22. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say your a lovely unicorn.

23. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

24. Repeat anything they tell you.

25. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "oh...I get it!"

26. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

27. Eat anything obviously not edible.

28. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

29. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

30. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

31. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

32. Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"

33. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

34. Hang upside down in your closet.

35. Pretend to be a phone.

36. Tap on their door all night.

                         addicted

Have I told you how good
It feels to be me, when I'm in you.
I can only stay clean, 
when you are around, dont let me fall. (oh no)
If I close my eyes forever,
would it ease the pain could I breath again

Baby im addicted im out of control,
your the drug that keeps me from dieing
Baby I'm a liar but all I really know,
is that your the only reason I'm trying

I'm waisted away 
I made a million mistakes am I to late
Theres a storm in my head, 
and a race on my bed when you not near. 
Im not afraid of dieing, but im afraid of losing you.

When your lying next to me,
love is moving throught to me oh its beautiful
Everything is clear to me till I hit reality and I loose it all,
I loose it all, I loose it all.

Baby I'm addicted, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying 
Baby I'm addicted, I wanna loose it all 
Baby I'm a liar but all I really know is your the only reason im trying 
Baby I'm addicted, Baby I'm addicted, Baby I'm addicted