Thursday,Jul 22 2004, 05:06:24 PMsome funny quotes from a book i bought today...

some funny quotes from a book i bought today in book fair~

冰鮮雞: 唯一從大陸運來非人類的雞

求學不是求分數: 不讀書的廢人想出來的廢話

培訓: 教育制度失敗後的補鑊工程

再培訓: 補鑊工程失敗後的再補鑊工程

高尚情操: 高官家居旅行必備良藥, 頭暈身燢一服見效. 最新發明, 童叟無欺, 東南西北派一份, 唔食都好作旁身.

急市民之所急: 怪病, 只是"急", 而"便秘", 愈急愈無法解決. 最後, 又是一次"隨口up"的屁話

燒炭: 美麗小島長洲新景點, 枉死城特別新設通道, 炭業復興新希望

Hand-free: 自然自語的輔助器材

IT look: 很刻意地去扮casual, 很複雜地, 花時間地去扮簡約和樸素

寬頻: 顧用青年人街頭兜銷的行業, 雙失青年的救星

四仔: 解決流氓爛仔失業的商品

欣宜效應: 人造奇蹟, 奇蹟在於個個女人都認為瘦身就是"靚", 因而付鈔減肥, 總不明白豬扒點搞仍是豬扒

低級趣味: 香港人天天需要的精神糧食, 又天天咒罵的精神垃圾

偷步買車: 證明是"高尚情操"的有效方法

短樁: 香港"回歸後七大奇跡"之一, 短樁樓居然矗立不倒, 令美國魔術大師大衛高柏菲咋舌的魔術

本土經濟: 陽萎的代名詞

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Thursday,Jul 22 2004, 02:16:32 PMb4 continue to write my trip review today...

b4 continue to write my trip review

today sth funny happened....

i went to the saloon which howard recommended to do my hair, saw a guy looked like 慢必, but i didn't pay much attention at all becoz none of my business lar

later went book fair with Mouse n SiuLun. siu lun left early. then i met SeeYi in book fair, she's with two frds...well...yuen loi one of them hai 慢必 lor~ bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yud sang.....so gau siu

confirmed jor afternoon in saloon geen dou that guy really hai kui lor~

one more thing gotta mentioned about book fair...i saw a book, very thin at all, but cost 85, not really worth.....it's called 'the book of bunny suicides', it's really funny~ just like Happy Tree Friends, ging ho siu.............wanna buy it indeed...maybe will buy if i go to book fair again with jason on sat

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Thursday,Jul 22 2004, 01:34:23 AMwatched disney gei cartoon this morning, yau...

watched disney gei cartoon this morning, yau buzz lightyear

ho ho tai lor yuen loi...haha

especially those 3 eyes green monsters, ho duc yee...haha

highly recommend~

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Sunday,Jul 18 2004, 06:22:09 AMshe's back, for two weeks already, n will...

she's back, for two weeks already, n will leave on tue nite, while i will not be back to HK until tue......damnit, why's it like that...

dun even give me a chance to meet her

but wutever, she probably dun even wanna meet me.....she didn't even tell me she would be back n find me after she's back..............

wut the hell am i? diu......why i still fuckin' care about this....diu la sing, having fuckin' fuckin' great dissonance....yiu

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Saturday,Jul 17 2004, 08:30:54 PMfinally done with my mongolia trip, i am in...

finally done with my mongolia trip, i am in seoul now...will be staying for two days...do shopping, hope can get some gd stuff

the mongolia trip was tough but fun...took many pics, will upload them soon after i go back to HK.

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