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Wednesday,Sep 21 2005, 12:16:21 PMoverdue

OVERDUE

  A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws
  her arms around his neck and says, "Darling, I have great
  news. I'm a month overdue.  I think we're going to have a baby!
  The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for
  sure, we can't tell anybody."
  The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the
  doorbell, because the young couple haven't paid their last bill.
   "Are you Mrs. Smith?  You're a month overdue, you know!"
   "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
   "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric
   company.
   "What are you saying?  It's in your files???"
   "Absolutely."
   "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
  That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad
  as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing
  the next morning.
   "What's going on here?  You have it on file that my wife is a
   month overdue?  What business is that of yours?" he shouts.
   "Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious.  All
   you have to do is pay us."
   "PAY you? and if I refuse?"
   "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you off."
   "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
   "I don't know.  I guess she'd have to use a candle."  

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Friday,Sep 16 2005, 04:41:56 PMFunny Isn't It

Funny, Isn't It?

* Funny how a P100 "looks" so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the mall.* Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but howquickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.* Funny how we get thrilled when a basketball game goes intoovertime, but we complain when a sermon is longerthan the regular time.* Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but howeasy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.* Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game orconcert, but scramble to get ...

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Friday,Sep 16 2005, 04:36:11 PMWhat is love?

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rulesand play from your heart."

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