2009 Grammys Worst Dressed http://www.zorpia.com/spewker/album/1229673 Photos I mashed up for an article at The Baltimore Celebrity Examiner Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:09:08 -0500 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:21:25 -0500 http://www.zorpia.com/ http://lrg103.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567196.d36cbc.jpg 2009 Grammys Worst Dressed http://www.zorpia.com/spewker/album/1229673 32567196 Natalie Cole http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567196.d36cbc.jpg Chain links reminded me of Marley's ghost. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:08 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567196.d36cbc.jpg 5 Natalie Cole Chain links reminded me of Marley's ghost. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567198 Estelle http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567198.2abdd0.jpg The Judy Jetson look didn't work for Jennifer Hudson when she won her Oscar and it doesn'y work here. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:11 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567198.2abdd0.jpg 3 Estelle The Judy Jetson look didn't work for Jennifer Hudson when she won her Oscar and it doesn'y work here. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567200 Bai Ling http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567200.96dc93.jpg Very anime wrapped up in a big pink bow. Ugh. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:14 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567200.96dc93.jpg 3 Bai Ling Very anime wrapped up in a big pink bow. Ugh. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567203 Paula Abdul http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567203.56abdb.jpg Shades of Bride of Frankenstein, sorry Paula. Still love ya! Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:17 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567203.56abdb.jpg 5 Paula Abdul Shades of Bride of Frankenstein, sorry Paula. Still love ya! Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567204 Paris Hilton http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567204.2565ef.jpg Really embarrassing see-through nightie, no wonder Jesse McCartney went in for the tackle. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:20 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567204.2565ef.jpg 4 Paris Hilton Really embarrassing see-through nightie, no wonder Jesse McCartney went in for the tackle. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567205 Paris "Naughty" Hilton http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567205.2942e5.jpg Hilton's see-through outfit embarrassed even the Vargas Girl. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:22 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567205.2942e5.jpg 7 Paris "Naughty" Hilton Hilton's see-through outfit embarrassed even the Vargas Girl. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567206 Jordin Sparks http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567206.0e13ec.jpg Generally like this woman, but the curlicue serpentine look is not for her. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:25 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567206.0e13ec.jpg 9 Jordin Sparks Generally like this woman, but the curlicue serpentine look is not for her. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567208 T-Pain http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567208.b68ef2.jpg Too Mad Hatter and over the top. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:28 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567208.b68ef2.jpg 4 T-Pain Too Mad Hatter and over the top. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567209 MIA http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567209.1debe5.jpg Yes, I know she was bursting at the seams, but girlfriend needed a better look on stage. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:31 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567209.1debe5.jpg 3 MIA Yes, I know she was bursting at the seams, but girlfriend needed a better look on stage. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567210 Katy Perry http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567210.45f500.jpg Performance outfit was too Carmen Miranda, or a bowl of fruit, take your pick. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:34 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567210.45f500.jpg 9 Katy Perry Performance outfit was too Carmen Miranda, or a bowl of fruit, take your pick. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567211 Deadmaus5 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567211.a83b5f.jpg 'Nuff said. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:36 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567211.a83b5f.jpg 8 Deadmaus5 'Nuff said. Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567213 Janelle Monae http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567213.3cfb1d.jpg She couldn't make up her mind whether she was going for that powdered wig colonist look, or... Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:39 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567213.3cfb1d.jpg 5 Janelle Monae She couldn't make up her mind whether she was going for that powdered wig colonist look, or... Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567215 11Janelle Monae2 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567215.c0cb48.jpg ...going for the crop riding fox hunt look. Either way, the look did not suit her at all. Yuck! Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:42 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567215.c0cb48.jpg 7 11Janelle Monae2 ...going for the crop riding fox hunt look. Either way, the look did not suit her at all. Yuck! Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567216 Future Man http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567216.f9646e.jpg When did Black Beard the pirate become a fashion forward look? Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:45 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567216.f9646e.jpg 6 Future Man When did Black Beard the pirate become a fashion forward look? Photos/Entertainment/Music 32567217 Lila Downs http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567217.671ab7.jpg Pocahontas, Tiger Lilly, Indian Princess, take your pick. The look was wrong and made her look like she was in search of a wigwam. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:11:47 -0500 http://org92.zpcdn.com/0/5088/32567217.671ab7.jpg 10 Lila Downs Pocahontas, Tiger Lilly, Indian Princess, take your pick. The look was wrong and made her look like she was in search of a wigwam. Photos/Entertainment/Music