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Tuesday,Nov 18 2008, 06:36:40 AM

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في إحدى الجامعات في كولومبيا حضر أحد الطلاب محاضرة مادة الرياضيات وجلس في آخر القاعة ونام بهدوء وفي نهاية المحاضرة استيقظ على أصوات الطلاب ونظر إلى السبورة فوجد أن الدكتور كتب عليها مسألتين فنقلهما بسرعة وخرج من القاعة وعندما رجع البيت بدء يفكر في حل هذه المسألتين ..

كانت المسألتين صعبة فذهب إلى مكتبة الجامعة وأخذ المراجع اللازمة وبعد أربعة أيام استطاع أن يحل المسألة الأولى وهو ناقم على الدكتور الذي أعطاهم هذا الواجب الصعب !!

وفي محاضرة الرياضيات اللاحقة استغرب أن الدكتور لم يطلب منهم الواجب فذهب إليه وقال له يا دكتور لقد استغرقت في حل المسألة الأولى أربعة أيام وحللتها في أربعة أوراق ..

تعجب الدكتور وقال للطالب ولكني لم أعطيكم أي واجب !!

والمسألتين التي كتبتهما على السبورة هي أمثلة كتبتها للطلاب للمسائل التي عجز العلم عن حلها ..!!

ان هذه القناعة السلبية جعلت الكثير من العلماء لا يفكرون حتى في محاولة حل هذه المسألة ولو كان هذا الطالب مستيقظا وسمع شرح الدكتور لما فكرفي حل المسألة ولكن رب نومة نافعة ...
وما زالت هذه المسألة بورقاتها الأربعة معروضة في تك الجامعة

Have a Beautiful day
Wednesday,Aug 27 2008, 10:17:09 AM(Last updated: Monday,Nov 3 2008, 06:04:31 AM)

 

3 Easy Ways to Die :


Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.



1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.



2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..


4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.



7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.



8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.



9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.



10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

 

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hi,
4 days ago
michelle, 38
Jakarta
Indonesia

hi,
how are you doing? I am lra michelle, from Indonesia and i saw your profile today and i love it. i am a muslim woman and i want you to contact me for my email (lra_michelle@yahoo.com) so that we can konw each other ok by from,
Lra Michelle.

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4 days ago
suliman, 32
Muscat
Oman

i added u
we can chat if u want

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happy birthday
11/19/2008 6:45 AM
latifa, 31
Roosendaal
Netherlands

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hi again
11/19/2008 6:30 AM
dade, 19
Muscat
Oman



HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN !!!!!

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hi
11/19/2008 6:04 AM
dade, 19
Muscat
Oman

morning,
how u doing?

have a nice day
n enjoy ur weekend

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Hi Suliman
11/19/2008 3:36 AM
Caroline, 40
Australia

Hi Suliman.......Happy Birthday......from Caroline

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to my friend.
11/12/2008 4:50 AM
dia, 101
Riyadh
Saudi Arabia

how are you today suliman,
i read your pages specialy the 3 way to easy to die hahaha very cool,
see you around,
its mem
dia

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wise journal my new friend
11/6/2008 9:56 AM
PHOENIX, 107
Orleans
France

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Salam...thankyou for the add
11/3/2008 5:52 AM
Yasmine, 38
Edmonton, Alberta
Canada

flowers rain Pictures, Images and Photos

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hi
11/2/2008 4:56 PM
Anarkija, 22
I'm the fake real Buddha or am I the real fake one ?
Bhutan

thx for the add

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Re: hi
11/2/2008 4:57 PM
suliman, 32
Muscat
Oman

u welcome
can we keep in touch ?

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11/2/2008 4:58 PM
Anarkija, 22
I'm the fake real Buddha or am I the real fake one ?
Bhutan

oki

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hi
11/2/2008 4:28 PM
venus, 30
Doha
Qatar

nice picture!

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thank u
11/2/2008 4:33 PM
suliman, 32
Muscat
Oman

how is doha?
r u orginaly from qatar?

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