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A Message written by George Carlin George...
Sunday,Nov 14 2004, 05:43:29 PM

A Message written by George Carlin

George Carlin was an American comedian of the
70's and 80's. He was known to
be a little foul-mouthed and it is fascinating that
after the death of his
wife and 9-11 he would write the following.


A wonderful Message by George Carlin:


The paradox of our time in history is that we have
taller buildings but
shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower
viewpoints. We spend more, but
have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
bigger houses and smaller
families, more conveniences, but less time. We
have more degrees but less
sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more
experts, yet more problems,
more medicine, but less wellness.


We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get
up too tired, read too
little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our
possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too
much, love too seldom, and
hate too often.


We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to
life not life to years. We've been all the way to the
moon and back, but
have trouble crossing the street to meet a new
neighbor. We conquered outer
space but not inner space. We've done larger
things, but not better things.


We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom,
but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn
less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
wait. We build more
computers to hold more information, to produce
more copies than ever, but we
communicate less and less.


These are the times of fast foods and slow
digestion, big men and small
character, steep profits and shallow relationships.
These are the days of
two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but
broken homes. These are
days of quick trips, disposable diapers,
throwaway morality, one night
stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
everything from cheer, to
quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the
showroom window and
nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology
can bring this letter to
you, and a time when you can choose either to
share this insight, or to just
hit delete.


Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments
that take our breath away.



HOW TO STAY YOUNG


1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes
age, weight and height. Let
the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay
him/her.


2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull
you down.


3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer,
crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind
is the devil's
workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.


4. Enjoy the simple things.


5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you
gasp for breath.


6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move
on. The only person who is
with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while
you are alive.


7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether
it's family, pets,
keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.


8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it
is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve,
get help.


9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to
the next county, to a
foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.


10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at
every opportunity.


AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:


Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments
that take our breath away. If you don't send this to
at least 8
people....who cares?

A call comes through on the customer service...
Monday,Oct 18 2004, 06:22:57 PM

A call comes through on the customer service line.

Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install
love. Can you guide me through the process?

CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to
install now. What do I do first?

CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your
HEART ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running
right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself
automatically. Is that normal?

CS Rep: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall
for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
need to begin connecting to other Heart's in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?

CS Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
COMPONENTS." What does that mean?

CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

CS Rep: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

CS Rep: Excellent. You're getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy
them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back, you will need to empty your recycle bin.

Customer : Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files.
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?

C Rep: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually
everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.

Customer: Yes?

CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules
to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and
they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your
name?

CS Rep: You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The
Great Physician. Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy,but the manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily
maintenance for maximum efficiency.

Give a little love away .... keep in touch.

Boyfriend by 5566 Album : I’m sorry for me...
Monday,Oct 4 2004, 11:43:52 PM

Boyfriend
by 5566

Album :


I’m sorry for me buggin you
Sorry for being such a fool
God knows I’ve tried but I can’t let go
I’m crazy ‘bout you know who
I’m sorry for me needing you
Sorry girl that you don feel it too
I get the point, should be a man about it
I’ve never been good that- no no
Forgive me for being me
I’ve tried to let go
I know you got a boyfriend- another man
Another guy by your side
Someone who hopefully treats you right
But you don’t know how much I wish I was
Your boyfriend- that other guy
The only one who’s allowed
In your room to lay in your arms at night
Now u don’t know how much I wish I was your boyfriend
I’m sorry for me wanting you
Sorry for not playing by the rules
But what would you do if u were in my shoes
Feeling lost and blue Mnn
I’m sorry for me lovin’ you
Sorry for being such a fool
God knows I’ve tried but I can’t let go
I’m crazy ‘bout you know who
Forgive me for being me
I’ve tried to let go
I know you got a boyfriend- another man
Another guy by your side
Someone who hopefully treats you right
But you don’t know how much I wish I was
Your boyfriend- that other guy
The only one who’s allowed
In your room to lay in your arms at night
Now u don’t know how much I wish I was your boyfriend
Another man is by your side
I hope he treats you right
I wish I was the only one
To lay in your arms at night
Well you can’t blame a guy for tryin’
Now what else can I do
And how I wish that my prayers, thoughts and dreams
Would become reality
I know you got a boyfriend- another man
Another guy by your side
Someone who hopefully treats you right
But you don’t know how much I wish I was
Your boyfriend- that other guy
The only one who’s allowed
In your room to lay in your arms at night
Now u don’t know how much I wish I
I know you got a boyfriend- another man
Another guy by your side
Someone who hopefully treats you right
But you don’t know how much I wish I was
Your boyfriend- that other guy
The only one who’s allowed
In your room to lay in your arms at night
Now u don’t know how much I wish I was your boyfriend

I know you got a boyfriend
I hope he treat you well
And don’t u know how much I want to be your boyfriend

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