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Tuesday,Feb 20 2007, 05:25:46 AMThe Black Hole

Black Hole

The night speaks its own language.
The full moon blushes out from behind the smoke of clouds, giving me a one last glimpse of its cold light. Somewhere distant, maybe a mile away a dog barks. The dry leaves flow down towards the village, rustling, carried forward by the wind. An owl hoots somewhere deep into the woods, warning me. “Don’t come in here, its dark. It’s waiting for you.” Then for a moment, all I hear is silence. No insects chirping, now owl hooting, the wind has fallen asleep and somebody has even told that goddamn dog to shut up. Now, all I hear is the sound of silence.
A flash of lightning rips across the sky and I see a signboard that reads, ‘Sunflower Village’, and then I wait to hear the thunder follow. I wait; wait, and wait but I never hear the thunder, not even a slight rumble. A trickle of sweat slides down from my neck going on further below from between my chests to my stomach and then enters right into my navel. I look back and see the dirt road disappearing into the dark mouth of the woods. The horse carriage, that had brought me to the ‘foot’ of this village, is long gone. I look ahead, again, to the road sloping down, going towards the village. I pick up my bag and start walking.
The road is very dark and there is no light coming from down the village. Ahh! The flashlight! A last minute item that I had decided to put in my bag just before I locked my apartment door. Still walking, I unzip the bag’s side chain and reach out for the flashlight. A mosquito bites me on the left side of my neck and I jerk my hand out of the bag and smack it hard on the place where I felt the bite hoping that sucker wasn’t carrying malaria or some kind of shit.
I again slip in my hand in the bag’s side pocket and drag out the flashlight. I switch it on and point it down towards the road. God bless the man who invented flashlig…
“Oh shit!”
I stumble on a piece of rock butting out of the dirt road and fall face-forward on the ground. ‘Another one bites the dust.’ The band Queen sings in my mind and I taste a mixture of dirt and blood in my mouth. My lower lip starts stinging and I look up to see the flashlight, still ON and rolling down the sloping road towards the village, its light bouncing around the left side of the road before hitting that small rock. I hear the sound of the glass of the flashlight breaking and then there is darkness again. The skin around my right elbow burns and I know there will be some bruises to show when I reach a source of light.
I push myself up again on my feet cursing every man that was ever born, brushing off the dirt from my clothes. Thanks for nothing to Bill who had suggested Sunflower Village was a good place to write a book. That guy needs therapy and a nice kick in the butt. Jesus! The laptop! Will have to wait until I reach the village to find out if it is still working or not. I definitely did not plan to write a five hundred-page novel in long hand. If the laptop’s messed up I’ll just have to pack up my things and be off to the city again (Ha ha the joke’s on me).
Finally back to normal, I start walking again, slowly, one-step at a time (No flashlight! Remember?). So much for a peaceful and rejuvenating trip to the village, I bet, my one bedroom jam-packed apartment is a better place to write than this.
A branch snaps and I look back, my heart starts beating so loudly that I can hear the Thud! Thud! Sound in my ears. All I see is the darkness. I look up and see the dark sky, no moon or stars visible. All of them hiding behind those dark clouds that seemed to be carrying fresh water from the oceans, but still hadn’t decided on bursting out the water on Sunflower village. I look ahead again and start nearly running towards the village. There is a turn ahead on the road but I do not notice it until its too late.
The ground beneath me disappears and I fall. I keep on falling, falling into the darkness. The temperature around me is rising but my body feels very cold. The contents in my stomach are jumping up and down in my throat trying to escape from my mouth. Later, my body gets adjusted to this ill situation and my stomach seems to be somewhat all right. Minutes pass by to hours. Hours pass by to days. Days pass by to weeks, weeks pass by to months, months pass by to years, and years pass by to decades and so on. However, after two hundred and fifty thousand millenniums I am still falling. Not even God knows why I ain’t still dead.
I have no way to kill myself and I still keep on falling and falling into the darkness. Maybe I fell into a black hole situated right here on the earth. Fell into a black hole that they forgot to discover and forgot to mention in the encyclopedia, and in those scary stories that people wrote. Sleep doesn’t come nor do I feel hungry. I don’t know if my heart still beats or if I am still breathing but all I know is that I am alive and living this cursed life in the darkest hole of hell.
Falling.
Falling.
Oh, God please kill me.

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Tuesday,Feb 13 2007, 04:01:42 PMGood Night

Good Night

A dog howled in a distant alley
Under the ghoulish light of the moon
An owl gave a warning hoot ...

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Monday,Feb 12 2007, 10:44:25 AMA Dark Valentine

A Dark Valentine

A naked crawling tree
Shivering in the coat of snow
On the day of Valentine’s ...

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3/30/2008 7:34 PMHello

Roopunzal
Mal 21, Ontario, Canada

4/16/2008 5:50 PMRe: Hello

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
Thanks for stopping By,,,,,,,,,,

3/1/2008 7:33 AMhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

simran89
simran 20, Jaipur, India
hiiiiiii
how r u banana lover, i am simran from jaipur ,can we become friends . i am waiting for your reply

3/1/2008 2:20 PMRe: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
Sure .... why not!!!

1/3/2008 7:45 AMhi

koimo
EstherVerified Zorpian 23, Tanzania
hi there. I just tried sending u a pm but ur settings dont allow!.. I just wanted to say that u are the craziest dude I know,... hahaha.. and I like that :) where do u get all the ideas n write such awesome pieces..??.. well, i hope to get ur entry in this week's poetry contest :)...
Happy NY

1/4/2008 5:12 PMRe: hi

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
Happy New year to you too...... and about those ideas ... i myself have been trying to figure out the same thing since ... like forever /..... :O)

1/5/2008 7:58 AMRe: Re: hi

koimo
EstherVerified Zorpian 23, Tanzania
hahaha
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SarahMD89
Sarah 20, Mamma Mia!, Argentina

12/23/2007 5:46 PMRe: Holassssssss

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
same to you Sarah .............. :O)

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10/27/2007 9:39 PMhi

sweettofy
ღάngelღ 33, Kuwait

10/28/2007 6:59 AMRe: hi

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
thanks For Visiting mah page!!! :O)
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10/27/2007 8:21 PMhey

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
how are u? u hardly log in...

10/27/2007 8:25 PMRe: hey

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
Yep .. been Busy lately ... trying to track down this guy called Osama Bin .. sumthing .... stole too many of our bananas and and crashed his planes into our coconut trees ... do u know by any chance as where i can find him ???

10/27/2007 8:26 PMRe: Re: hey

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
hahahaaha... i didn't know exist terorism in banana land too.... pfff... well, he went that way :P

10/27/2007 8:29 PMRe: Re: Re: hey

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
Ooohhh ... thanks for the tip ... BTW how come you moved to USA .... i Liked the Previous country u were in .... they only have Canned Bananas in the USA!!!

10/27/2007 8:31 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: hey

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
i am still in Romania but zorpia blocked my page cause i moved to some cook islands... and i moved to usa...
just canned??? no way... they must have real ones too or i will dieeeeeee.... :s

10/27/2007 8:34 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
HAHA ... don't worry .... I'll tell Dunston to smuggles some bananas in There .... we even supply bananas there to Al Gore ... so that won't be a Problem ... so how's our Ambassador doing these days ???

10/27/2007 8:37 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
hmmm.... don't know... i'm watching home alone 3 now and is christmas there... what u wish for christmas? :d

10/27/2007 8:43 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
I'd wish for a free Country for us Monkeys .... The United States of Gorillas, Perhaps .... What would you wish for ?? :p

10/27/2007 8:47 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
hahahaha... USG? :D hmm... me??? world peace... hahaha

10/27/2007 9:00 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
I thought u asked for ice cream ..... we even started diggin the North Pole and burying our cows there .... last i heard dead cows frozen under the North Pole gave banana Flavored Ice Cream .... dunno how it works ... or maybe it doesn't ... shi*!! ... we better stick to Baskin Robbins!!

10/27/2007 9:01 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
ooooooooooooo,,,, ice cream??? yummy
hmm, better a banana cake cause is cold here :S

10/27/2007 9:07 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
Ohh .... okies .... hmm ... what else can we make of banana ?? .... Banana Cookies...weird ... banana Soda??... Yuck Yuck!! ... Banana Pie .... hmm ... interesting .... Banana Woman ... Oops!! .. sorry, thats for the boys ... oh ... where was i ... banana ... banana Coffee .... Wouldn't be cold there anymore .... Thats It!! ... we are officially out of bananas .... Blooding King Kong refused to go on a Diet when the banana shortage started .... now we'll have to ask for help from the Mexican Government!!

10/27/2007 9:10 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
banana woman??? hahaha, shemale? haha
let'skill king kong better and with his fats we could make some meat pies :P

10/27/2007 9:13 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
HAHA .... seems a good idea but i don't eat meat .... Hurts really bat while going to the PooPoo ... we monkeys are not accustomed to it!! ....

10/27/2007 9:18 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
oups... u monkeys have nasty poop :S

10/27/2007 9:25 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
HAHA ... sorry .... hope i won't spoil your Lunch\Dinner or what ever the Time is there ..... Alrighty then ... i'm off to bed ... its already 3 AM here and i gotta wake up early tomorrow!! ... catch ya later The Woman .... .... My new super hero!!!

10/27/2007 9:26 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
it's 00.26 here oh wait... time will go back tonight :O
see ya with joy hugs

10/27/2007 9:29 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
See Ya!! ... and Merry Christmas to that kid in Home Alone 3 ... and that naughty Parrot too!!!

10/27/2007 9:31 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
hahahaha... merry christmas everybody :P

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9/22/2007 7:35 AM:)

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
hey my banana addict... how is ur monkey ass??? hehe...
thx for the bananas, yummy...
have a great weekend hun!

9/22/2007 7:37 AMRe: :)

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
you too .... have funn!!! by the way .... my ass is perfectly fine .... and mee tooo!!

9/22/2007 7:40 AMRe: Re: :)

ioneluca
Ionix-Bye!Verified Zorpian 102, always gonna love u, Romania
oooooooo, i wont believe it 'till i see it... u baboon :P

9/22/2007 2:16 PMRe: Re: Re: :)

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
You wouldn't want to do that .......
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9/21/2007 3:51 PMblessings....

azurebluesky
@nGi3's LiF3 24, Malaysia
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bom cak... i am winner too

scare you off...

9/10/2007 8:31 PM=]

emma3211
emma Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 18, Hull, United Kingdom
heyyy you!! Long time no speak, tejas! How's things? What you been up to? Finished that short film yet, then?? You know im eager to see it! :)
love ya, em xxXxx

9/21/2007 3:05 PMRe: =]

tejas9999
Banana Poet 20, Banana Splitsville, India
nah ... we got off to some problems and the Making got postponed to December .... i'm fine .... i did submit a poem a fortnight ago .... u must have missed it!! .... i'm back now .... will be active again!!

9/21/2007 9:24 PMRe: Re: =]

emma3211
emma Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 18, Hull, United Kingdom
oh right, that sucks...when you do finish it though, throw it my way, cant wait to see it =] hehehe
glad you're ok, yeah sorry i missed it. I won last week's competition btw, would love it if you could enter...and i've also posted a couple of new poems, one's called "the 'holy' grail" it's completely different to my usual sign and stuff :)
how come you were gone for quite a while??
lovesss xxXxx
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