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- Gender:Male
- Age:40
- Ethnicity:Caucasian (white)
- Occupation:Computer related (WWW)
- Country:United Kingdom
- City :Swindon
- District:Wiltshire
- Hometown(s):Originally from the Smoke (London)
Personal
- About me:I am a hard-working Website Designer, Film Maker, Photographer, and all-round Superstar. And when I'm not too busy helping to develop the web, working on being the next 'Spielberg' or photographing some of the UK's sexiest women, then I can usually be found somewhere having a drink, chatting with friends and making some new ones along the way.
At the moment, I am very busy putting the finishing touches onto my latest couple of projects, which may very well be of interest to all you Zorpians. They are two brand new and totally FREE to use 'Image Hosting' websites, both with a very unique twist from what other image hosts offer.
iBanter Photo Pimp
http://photopimp.ibanter.co.uk
iBanter Comic Creator
http://comics.ibanter.co.uk
Take a quick look at the sites above now, to experience a fun and exciting new way to share all of your photos and images online. - Language:English, Spanish
- Interests:web design, film making, photography, art, erotica, socializing, clubbing
- Places I've Traveled To:Benidorm, Spain
Dating
- Sexual Orientation:Straight
- Body Type:Average
- Eye Color:Blue
- Height:6'1
- Interested in Meeting for:Friends, Activity Partners, Dating
- In a social setting, I'm:The life of the party, Flirt, Comic Relief
- TV watching habits:News Junkie, Sitcoms, Movies, Documentaries
- Sense of humor:Friendly, Clever / Quick Witted, Slapstick, Raunchy
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Monday,Oct 12 2009, 06:57:43 PMSick of all the SPAMMERS and SCAMMERS on Zorpia
Are you sick of all the SPAMMERS and SCAMMERS here on Zorpia?
I know I am!
Well now you can expose them for who they really are by adding the image below to their profile comments section to warn other members and help to eradicate them from the site.
Simply click on the image above, then click on the 'Share' tab and copy/paste the second line of code onto the spammer/scammer profile. Or, simply right-click on the image to save it to your computer and then upload it to your own photo album for easy access to it. I don't mind.
If we can save just one person from becoming a victim of these fraudsters, then we've done a good thing.
Spammers and scammers, we're onto you!!!
Sunday,Oct 11 2009, 10:15:48 PMHey Santa Claus... Where's My Bike?
With Christmas looming and my two kids wanting every toy and gadget they see on the telly, in magazines and store catalogs, I'm getting increasingly worried that the credit-crunch will mean Santa's sack is going to be a little bit lighter this year.
On Christmas morning, I'm expecting a few tears, tantrums and hissie-fits from my little ones, just like the kids in this video. ...
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Friday,Sep 4 2009, 03:23:09 PMMichael Jackson's Ghost Spotted (Video)
Michael Jackson's Ghost Spotted As Shaheen Jafargholi Sings At His Memorial.
Look very closely behind Shaheen Jafargholi's shoulder as he builds up to the ending, spooky stuff.
BEWARE!!! NOT FOR THE FAINT OR WEAK HEARTED, THE VERY OLD OR YOUNG CHILDREN!!! THIS IS A SCREAMER, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ...
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Wednesday,Apr 22 2009, 05:28:26 PMHow to add a 'Radio' to your browser
How would you like to be able to listen to your favourite music and radio stations, while surfing the internet, straight from within your web browser? You'd like that very much, would you... and now you can do exactly that! Click on the image below to get it right NOW!
You see, I've been developing a browser toolbar for members of a social network that I run, which is called iBanter, and it has become so popular with them, that I have decided to also share it with the general public too. ...
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Monday,Apr 13 2009, 12:48:47 AMHappy Easter...
It's late, I know, but here's wishing you and all of your's - A Very Happy Easter Holiday.
Click on the forward/backward arrows on the slideshow below to see my Special Easter Greeting (best viewed in full-screen mode):
Easter GreetingsView more presentations from David g Smith.If you liked the slideshow above, then below is a review that I also made of the piece of software that I used to create it, called 'Digital Scrapbook Artist' by Serif. Again, this slideshow is best viewed in full-screen mode! ...
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Forum Topics
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| Are you sick of all the SPAMMERS and SCAMMERS here on Zorpia? | 0 |  |
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| How to add a music player widget to your homepage | 0 | |
10/12/2009 |
| Revenge Crabs - Give Your Ex-Partner An STD | 2 |  |
9/17/2009 |
| Team Katie or Team Peter - Who's Side Are You On | 3 | |
9/15/2009 |
| How to add a 'Radio' to your browser | 0 | |
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Posted at Friday,Oct 16 2009, 01:01:36 PM (ibanter.co.uk)Michael Jackson's Ghost Spotted At Memorial Service
Look closely behind Shaheen Jafargholi's shoulder as he builds up to the ending of his song. Spooky stuff!!! Click on the image below to watch this video (best viewed in full-screen mode). Sorry about the sound quality, ...
Posted at Friday,Oct 16 2009, 12:22:33 PM (ibanter.co.uk)Hey Santa Claus... Where's My F**king Bike!
The very, hilariously funny song, 'Hey Santa Claus...' by Australian Comedian Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson. With Christmas approaching real soon and in light of the recent credit crunch, I'm expecting a similar ...
Posted at Friday,Oct 16 2009, 12:04:50 PM (ibanter.co.uk)Miley Cyrus Says Good-Bye To Twitter
Singer, actress and teen uber-babe 'Miley Cyrus' decides to take control back of her life and set an example to others, by saying good-bye to Twitter in the form of this rap. If you currently use Twitter, how has it ...
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Guestbook
10/13/2009 5:25 PMhave agreat time Dave
http://groups.zorpia.com/group/honest_groups
this isn’t
http://groups.zorpia.com/group/honest_groups
Life is like a garden
And friendship like a flower,
That blooms and grows in beauty
With the sunshine and the shower.
And lovely are the blossoms
That are tended with great care,
By those who work unselfishly
To make the place more fair.
And, like the garden blossoms,
Friendship's flower grows more sweet
When watched and tended carefully
By those we know and meet.
And, if the seed of friendship
Is planted deep and true
And watched with understanding,
Friendship's flower will bloom for you.
http://groups.zorpia.com/group/honest_groups
http://groups.zorpia.com/group/honest_groups
you can join to my group with this link then click join : http://groups.zorpia.com/group/honest_groups or u can go to:groups and search honest group , after that click join
and free talk ,there are many subjectes for, exlapmle
1:How is zorpia?
2:What is the funniest joke that you have ever heard?
3:love in net
4: When was the first time you fell in love?
will wait u there………………………………………………………
thanx
10/14/2009 10:32 AMRe: have agreat time Dave
Thanks for getting in touch... it's very nice to meet you!
As for joining your group... I did check it out and it looks like a fun place to be, but right I just don't have the time to join any more groups. I will keep it in mind for the future though.
Take care & play nicely...
10/12/2009 5:57 PMRe: hey Dave!
Take care & play nicely...
10/12/2009 4:09 PMhi
10/12/2009 4:36 PMRe: hi
Can I just start off by saying that "I am NOT interested" in you, your friends or any kind of love/sob story that you all seem have!!!
Also, when you are SPAMMING people's guestbook or sending them private messages, offers of long-term relationships and marriage are not what genuine people here are looking for. May I suggest that you say that you want to be their dirty little ho and take it on all-fours while barking like the dog that you are. You might be more successful.
Now go away and harass someone else who actually gives a f**k about you, your deceitful motives and what you're all about.
Thank you!!!
10/12/2009 8:02 AMRe: I Love It!!
10/12/2009 8:11 AMRe: Oh I Say.....
10/12/2009 8:16 AMRe: LoL
9/8/2009 2:21 PMRe: Paaaaaat!!!
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9/8/2009 11:06 AMRe: Good morning!!!!
11/14/2009 6:31 AMMorning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!