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Wednesday,Aug 3 2005, 08:27:13 AMR0M@nc3 MaTh3m@t!C
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man >>> you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman >>> you must love her a lot and not try to
understand
her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Wednesday,Jul 27 2005, 07:01:52 AMFr!3Nd 43VeR
"Is tat friendship can be 4ever???" tats wat i always think in my mind.... Is tat any of u trust tat friendship can be 4ever?? i think..u all thought wrong....
friendship won`t accompany u til u die....relationship among friends was just a moment..a past tense things...like examples, if u study at the school tat no same v ur best friends...ur relationship v them will become no good....so??
* sometimes..ur friends just care of their own goods...they won`t care about u.. ...
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Monday,Jul 25 2005, 09:49:22 AMLeo Ku~~~MedL3y
劲歌金曲(medley)
歌手:古巨基 专辑:劲歌新曲 金曲精选(
第一章: 天大的爱 ...
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12/22/2005 12:02 PMhihi
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Lilian~
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P.S. Actually i found it funny