·       
A lady is one who never shows her underwear
unintentionally.

·       
If u find the solution & become attached to it, the
solution may become you next problem.

·       
I think a relation ship's like a shark. It has to
constantly move forward or it die. Well, what laugh when you can, cry when u must.

·       
We have on our hands here is a dead shark.

·       
Any one who says he can see through women missing a
lot.

·       
I am two fools, I know for loving & for saying so.

·       
It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you place
the blame.

·       
Absences make heart forget.

·       
Brigands will demand you money or your life but a woman
will demand both.

·       
Men say of women what pleases them, woman do with men
what pleases them.

·       
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out
of it alive.

·       
When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.

·       
Life is one long struggle in the dark.

·       
Marriage is the only adventure opens the cowardly.

·       
Don't make a big deal out of everything, just deal wiz
everything.

·       
Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality.

·       
The questions remain the same. The answers are
variable.

·       
Mother is the invention of necessity.

·       
A clever prophet makes sure of the event 1^st.

·       
If women didn't exist, all money in the world has no
meaning.

·       
I would love to go out with you, but I never go out one
day that ends in "Y".

·       
Laugh when you can cry when you must.

·       
Destiny is a good thing to accept them it's going your
way. When it isn't don't call it destiny, call it injustice, treachery, or
simple bad luck.

·       
If you want your spouse to listen & pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

·       
If at 1^st you don't succeed, redefine
success.

· 
There are more things in heaven & earth than any
place else.

· 
It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

· 
So little time, so little to do.

· 
Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some
people. Why a man would want *2* wives is a big mystery.

· 
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a
better opinion of him than he deserves.