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trisnajegeg2006's Homepage http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006 Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:58 EST Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:58 EST Zorpia.com JOKE PART II http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1824997 ~~TECH SUPPORT~~ Customer: "One of my friends gave me an ImageWriter printer and this keyboard. He said he gave me all the cables, but I can't figure out how to connect them. Am I missing something?" Tech Support: "Well, a computer would help." Customer: "You mean this keyboard isn't a word processor?" Tech Support: "No ma'am, its just an input device." Customer: "Then I need to buy a computer, right?" Tech Support: "Yes." Customer: "Do you think I'll need a monitor, too?" SMILE........... Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1824997 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:22 EST JOKE FOR WEEKEND http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1824940 <div>Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)</div> <div> </div> <div>Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?</div> <div>Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.</div> <div>Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!</div> <div>Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?</div> <div>Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.</div> <div>Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?</div> <div>Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)? as involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Every Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.</div> <div>Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!</div> <div>Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?</div> <div>Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).</div> <div>Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!</div> <div></div> <div>SMILE PLEASE....HEHEHHE</div> <div> </div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1824940 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:55 EST Beleive in Your Self http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1808561 U want & U get... That is luck.... U want & U wait...That is time... U want but U compromise...That's life... & U want, U wait & U dont compromise... That is Success!!! " Success is Never Permanent....Failure is never Final " So always do not stop trying Let's hope for the BEST! Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1808561 Sat, 31 May 2008 00:32 EST lets singing a song :D:D:D http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1804202 Stop and Stare ~~ One Republic This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us It's time to make our move, I'm shakin off the rust I've got my heart set on anywhere but here I'm staring down myself, counting up the years Steady hands, just take the wheel... And every glance is killing me Time to make one last appeal... for the life I lead Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be, oh Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, can u see what I see They're tryin to come back, all my senses push Un-tie the weight bags, I never thought I could... Steady feet, don't fail me now Gonna run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out And I'm standing down... Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be, oh Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're here not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, you don't need What u need, what u need... Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go no where Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be Oh, do u see what I see... Music http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1804202 Fri, 16 May 2008 04:05 EST Return to Innocence ~~ Enigma http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1777552 Love - Devotion Feeling - Emotion . Don't be afraid to be weak Don't be too proud to be strong Just look into your heart my friend That will be the return to yourself The return to innocence . The return to innocence . If you want, then start to laugh If you must, then start to cry Be yourself don't hide Just believe in destiny . Don't care what people say Just follow your own way Don't give up and use the chance To return to innocence . That's not the beginning of the end That's the return to yourself The return to innocence Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1777552 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:17 EST Never Loose Hope http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1776298  If you can look at the sunset and smile, then you still have hope... ..If you can find beauty in the colors of a small flower, then you still have hope... ..If you can find pleasure in the movement of a butterfly, then you still have hope... ..If the smile of a child can still warm your heart, then you still have hope... ..If you can see the good in other people, then you still have hope... ..If the rain breaking on a roof top can still lull you to sleep, then you still have hope... ..If the sight of a rainbow still makes you stop and stare in wonder, then you still have hope... ..If the soft fur of a favored pet still feels pleasant under your fingertips, then you still have hope... ..If you meet new people with a trace of excitement and optimism, then you still have hope... ..If you give people the benefit of a doubt, then you still have hope... ..If you still offer your hand in friendship to others that have touched your life, then you still have hope... ..If receiving an unexpected card or letter still brings a pleasant surprise, then you still have hope... ..If the suffering of others still fills you with pain and frustration, then you still have hope... ..If you refuse to let a friendship die, or accept that it must end, then you still have hope... ..If you look forward to a time or place of quiet and reflection, then you still have hope... ..If you still buy the ornaments, put up the Christmas tree or cook the turkey,then you still have hope... ..If you still watch love stories or want the endings to be happy, then you still have hope... ..If you can look to the past and smile, then you still have hope... ..If, when faced with the bad, when told everything is futile, you can still look up and end the conversation with the phrase yeah.BUT.. Then you still have hope... ..Hope is such a marvelous thing. It bends, it twists, it sometimes hides, but rarely does it break It sustains us when nothing else can It gives us reason to continue and courage to move ahead, when we tell ourselves we'd rather give in... ..Hope puts a smile on our face when the heart cannot manage... ..Hope puts our feet on the path when our eyes cannot see it... ..Hope moves us to act when our souls are confused of the direction... ..Hope is a wonderful thing, something to be cherished and nurtured, and something that will refresh us in return and it can be found in each of us, and it can bring light into the darkest of places... Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1776298 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:13 EST FRIENDSHIP IS........... http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1775408 Friendship is not important with whom you have itâ€¦ Friendship isâ€¦ how deep you have it, Friendship is not how much you knowâ€¦. Friendship isâ€¦ how much you care, Friendship is not how much you make happyâ€¦ Friendship isâ€¦ how much you share sorrows, Friendship is not how many times you reach your handâ€¦ Friendship isâ€¦ how many times you touch the heart, Friendship is not how precious thing you giveâ€¦ Friendship isâ€¦ how much sensitive things you offer, Friendship is not an achievementâ€¦ Friendship isâ€¦one beyond your destination, Friendship is not just sharing the joyâ€¦ Friendship isâ€¦ love in   sharing the tears, Long live our Friendshipâ€¦.. Ever ending oneâ€¦ To YOU Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1775408 Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:06 EST 7 secrets I found in my room http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1775400 Roof said: Aim high Fan said: Be cool Clock said: Every min. is precious Mirror said: Reflect before you act Window said: See the world Calender said: Be up-to-date Door said: Push hard to achieve ur goals. Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1775400 Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:54 EST Accept me as I am http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1772435 Accept me as I am I have no guarantee. A claim to perfection I have not. Perfect I cannot be. I, like you.....am human. Prone to make mistakes. Failure is not a character flaw, Just a part of the human makeup. I live, I laugh and I also learn. My knowledge is incomplete. I am searching all the time, in waking hours as well as sleep. I have a long road to travel, as well as you do. We learn our lessons on the way. Wisdom we shall accrue. Accept me as I am Because I am ....me. And You are you. No one like me in the world. That is my only guarantee. Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1772435 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:38 EST LOVE IN A TEAR http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1771955 If you were a tear in the rain pouring Down on me I'd be standing there And let you wash away my fears If you were a tear glimmering in my soul I'd not hold you back I'd let you take control If you were a tear in the wind ever blowing My hair and in my face I'd breathe you in So you'll fill me up and be a part of me It's love in a tear anyone can see and feel Cause together we are one and meant to be If you were a tear running down my cheek I'd neither let you stop nor let you go You are a release form the hurt so to speak At last Feeling free to live the life we seek Loving and living life, giving endlessly Just you and me forever in harmony.<o:p /> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1771955 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:56 EST TRUE FACTS http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1769155 Easy is to get a place in someone's address book. Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart. Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them... Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. Difficult is to show it every day... Easy is to criticize others. Difficult is to improve oneself... Easy is to make mistakes. Difficult is to learn from them... Easy is to weep for a lost love. Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it. Easy is to think about improving. Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action... Easy is to think badly of others Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt... Easy is to receive Difficult is to give Easy to read this Difficult to follow Easy is keep the friendship with words Difficult is to keep it with MEANING Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1769155 Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:12 EST GOD IS IN JOKING MOOD http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1766416 A man was praying to god. He said, God God responded, Yes And the Guy said, Can I ask a question Go right ahead, God said. God, what is a million years to you God said, A million years to me is only a second. The man wondered. Then he asked, God, what is a million dollars worth to you God said, A million dollars to me is a penny. So the man said, God can I have a penny And God cheerfully said, Sure!.......just a second. Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1766416 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:03 EST Priciples of Life http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1764443 * Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is. * You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit. * When everything else is lost, the future still remains. * Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war. * The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave. * If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything. * If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better. * Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age. * You won't get a second chance to make the first impression. * Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes. * Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution. * If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks. * Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it. * If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. * Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything * There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do, and those who do and never think. * Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. * All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions. * Change your thoughts and you change your world. * Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning. * There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advise and those who don't take it. * The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting. * Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things. * Friendship founded on business is always better than business founded on friendship. Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1764443 Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:12 EST must read http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1762286 <div align="left">Differences Between "Somebody You Love" And "Somebody You Like"</div> <div align="left">In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster But in front of the person you like, you get happy. In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter. If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile. In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your mind But in front of the person you like, you can. In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy But in front of the person you like, you can show your own self. You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like. When the one you love is crying, you cry with them But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting. The feeling of love starts from the eye But the feeling of like starts from the ear. So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is cover your ears. But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever ... </div> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1762286 Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:10 EST love your self http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1751484 * Stop All Criticism - Criticism never changes a thing. Refuse to criticize yourself. Accept yourself exactly as you are. Everybody changes. When you criticize yourself, your changes are negative.When you approve of yourself, your changes are positive. * Don't Scare Yourself - Stop terrorizing yourself with your thoughts. It's a dreadful way to live. Find a mental image that gives you pleasure (mine is yellow roses), and immediately switch your scary thought to a pleasure thought. * Be Gentle And Kind And Patient - Be gentle with yourself. Be kind to yourself. Be patient with yourself as you learn the new ways of thinking. Treat yourself as you would someone you really loved. * Be Kind To Your Mind - Self hatred is only hating your own thoughts. Don't hate yourself for having the thoughts. Gently change your thoughts. * Praise Yourself - Criticism breaks down the inner spirit. Praise builds it up. Praise yourself as much as you can. Tell yourself how well you are doing with every little thing. * Support Yourself - Find ways to support yourself. Reach out to friends and allow them to help you. It is being strong to ask for help when you need it. * Be Loving To Your Negatives - Acknowledge that you created them to fulfill a need. Now, you are finding new, positive ways to fulfill those needs. So, lovingly release the old negative patterns. * Take Care Of Your Body - Learn about nutrition. What kind of fuel does your body need to have optimum energy and vitality? Learn about exercise. What kind of exercise can you enjoy? Cherish and revere the temple you live in. * Mirror Work - Look into your eyes often. Express this growing sense of love you have for yourself. Forgive yourself looking into the mirror. Talk to your parents looking into the mirror. Forgive them too. At least once a day say:"I love you,I really love you." * Love Yourself .. Do It Now - Don't wait until you get well, or lose the weight, or get the new job, or the new relationship. Begin now -- and do the best you can. Personal http://www.zorpia.com/trisnajegeg2006/journal/1751484 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:25 EST