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Monday,Oct 26 2009, 09:21:01 AM[转]我们的操蛋生活What a fucking day!

今天我从我15岁的女儿电脑上搜出来一部A片,藏在“未来的职业”文件夹里,未来的职业!What a fucking day!

晚上我女朋友说我太娘了,我很火大,就跟她吵起来了,本来是想显得男人一点,结果最后控制不住哭起来了。What a fucking day!

昨天晚上我裸着就穿一内裤躺床上,边喝酸奶边上网,不小心酸奶滴到身上了,我正在擦,我爸突然进来了,居然以为我在SY什么话也没说扭头又关门出去了。What a fucking day!

今天对着镜子端详了一会儿,突然发觉自己长得有点像李宇春!What a fucking day!

周五喝多了带一女的回家,没有套,我有点担心搞出事,那女的说没事,及时出来就行了。结果等到高潮我控制不住了正要拔出来的时候,那女的突然两腿一盘裹住我的腰,死命夹着我大叫:“当我孩子的爹吧!!!” 我当场就在里面完事了。What a fucking day!

新买了件情趣内衣,昨天晚上吃完饭了悄悄换上,爬到饭桌上挑逗老公。。。。。。。。。。。。。桌子塌了,负伤,内衣撕破。What a fucking day!

今天和我小外甥坐沙发上一边吃薯片一边看电视,吃着吃着感觉薯片都湿乎乎的,扭头一看,他把每个薯片都整个舔一圈然后又放回袋子里了。What a fucking day!
 

在教学楼上大号,站起来的时候手机咕噜掉下去了,我忙低头看:还好,卡在下水洞口了。我俯身正要拾起来,突然来了一条短信,嗡嗡……手机一顿震动,留下了下水口浮上的一串气泡。我不要手机,我只想知道哪位大哥发的那条短信。What a fucking day!
 
今天才发现和我合租的鸟人一直在用我的丝瓜刷马桶!!!!我一直用它洗澡的!!!!what a fucking day!

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improve on user experience. test~

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11/16/2009 6:33 AM您好?

cutemyo
myolay Royal Zorpian  25, Yangon, Myanmar
感谢您访问我的网页,随时欢迎我的网页的朋友 :)


11/2/2009 7:38 AMNI Hao ma! ?

cutemyo
myolay Royal Zorpian  25, Yangon, Myanmar
:)

11/2/2009 8:19 AMRe: NI Hao ma! ?

ucdworks
Yuen Royal Zorpian  27, Xian, Shaanxi, China
HAHA. HAO. XIE XIE! NI NENG XIE ZHONG WEN MA?

haha, i am fine, thanks~
you can read and write Chinese? right?

11/2/2009 12:16 PMRe: Re: NI Hao ma! ?

cutemyo
myolay Royal Zorpian  25, Yangon, Myanmar
No i can speak only,, i can't read :(
anyway im really happy to see u here :)

11/3/2009 1:37 AMRe: Re: Re: NI Hao ma! ?

ucdworks
Yuen Royal Zorpian  27, Xian, Shaanxi, China
hehe, thank you. can speak Chinese.. sounds great..~ wahaha. then speak Chinese next time~ just use "PING YIN" if you can't input.

11/3/2009 1:41 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: NI Hao ma! ?

cutemyo
myolay Royal Zorpian  25, Yangon, Myanmar
yes thank too my friend :)
xie xie ni yael;;;;;;;;; wahahaha

7/31/2009 12:06 PMHappy Friday!

VintageAmour
Vintage Royal Zorpian  108, United States
Friendship is the severest test of character. It is easy to be loyal to family and clan whose blood is in our own veins, but to have a friend and to be true under any and all trials is the mark of a man.

4/12/2009 4:56 AMHappy Easter my new friend!

VintageAmour
Vintage Royal Zorpian  108, United States
Wishing you the beauty of Spring and the spirit of Love this Easter!
♥Vintage

4/13/2009 5:24 AMRe: Happy Easter my new friend!

ucdworks
Yuen Royal Zorpian  27, Xian, Shaanxi, China
hehe~ thanks for your wish.
we haven't the Easter in China, but i will upload the love about others and spring. haha...
..will upload.. thank you again:)

12/19/2008 3:39 AMheyy

dreaminggirl226
Shirley 21, Beijing, Beijing, China
heyy how r u?
i just watched ur upload vidoes,thats really intersting~
im a little curious about it~ hehe Chinese new year in world's eyes~~
anyway, i really enjoy ur profile here~

12/21/2008 11:21 AMRe: heyy

ucdworks
Yuen Royal Zorpian  27, Xian, Shaanxi, China
hi! Friends!
that was for new year.
oh, really? that is a nice pic from Jeff Ascough. he's a great wedding photographer. and i love this pic, so made it in my profile photo.:)

can you speak Chinese?

12/21/2008 2:27 PMRe: Re: heyy

dreaminggirl226
Shirley 21, Beijing, Beijing, China
hehe of course i can!~~~ im a chinese girl~

5/13/2008 4:43 AM*

AnsonAntony
Anson 25, Kochi, India
hello my friend how r u...?

5/14/2008 2:39 AMRe: *

ucdworks
Yuen Royal Zorpian  27, Xian, Shaanxi, China
hi! thanks reply me. i saw your photos and love them. and added you to my friends. i really love your landscape photograph, really great:)

11/1/2007 2:54 AMtest

luojiazimo
22, Wuhan, Hubei, China
中文中文。。。哈哈

11/2/2007 5:37 AMRe: test

ucdworks
Yuen Royal Zorpian  27, Xian, Shaanxi, China
中文还要test啊?! 呵呵,谢谢来访!

11/2/2007 3:48 PMRe: Re: test

luojiazimo
22, Wuhan, Hubei, China
呵呵,怎么说都要开个头不是?msn加不?zimogumu@hotmail.com

11/6/2007 5:54 AMRe: Re: Re: test

ucdworks
Yuen Royal Zorpian  27, Xian, Shaanxi, China
我的:eistec@hotmail.com
加过你了。谢谢。

9/30/2007 9:24 AM我们就讲中文吧

wuwusi
星佚 19, Chengdu, Sichuan, China
谢谢你来访

10/17/2007 5:45 AMRe: 我们就讲中文吧

ucdworks
Yuen Royal Zorpian  27, Xian, Shaanxi, China
hehe~

9/14/2007 5:48 AMhi

manney
ManneyVerified Zorpian 20, I am a girl, Malaysia
:D

9/20/2007 10:47 AMRe: hi

ucdworks
Yuen Royal Zorpian  27, Xian, Shaanxi, China
HI! I told with you last time! Remember me?

9/20/2007 11:01 AMRe: Re: hi

manney
ManneyVerified Zorpian 20, I am a girl, Malaysia
yes ;)
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