Kyo Sôma: [angrily pointing at Yuki] Just like I'll beat you one of these days!
Yuki Sôma: [looking bored] Wait, wait, I think I've heard this one before!

Kyo Sôma: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!
Yuki Sôma: [looking bored] I'm sorry.
Kyo Sôma: Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public.
Kyo Sôma: Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!
Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] We ARE outside, you stupid cat.

Ayame: [clasping Yuki's hands] Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!
Yuki Sôma: [annoyed] Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake. Ayame: That's right! No matter what happens we'll be together.
Yuki Sôma: I'll let you drown alone!

Shigure Sôma: Well, who is this pretty girl? Would you like Grandpa Shigure to give you a candy?
Yuki Sôma: [shouts] Stop that! The way you say it, it makes you sound like a dirty old man! Shigure Sôma: I see Yuki is being cold as usual.
Yuki Sôma: And, as usual, you're being an idiot.

[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt, causing it to rip in two]
Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!
Kagura: My love!
Kyo Sohma: My shirt!

Hatsuharu Sohma: You stubborn idiot. What if it was Yuki wearing a girl's uniform?
[Mokoto imagines Yuki in a girl's uniform]
Yuki Sohma: Haru, cut it out or I will cut you off.
Hatsuharu Sohma: Aw, have my words made you angry?
Mokoto: [still imaging] It's beautiful!
Yuki Sohma: Stop imagining me!

Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo Sohma: You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure Sohma: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo Sohma: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?
Yuki Sohma: It's called a calendar.

Shigure Sohma: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
[long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

Shigure Sohma: Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori Sohma: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.

Edward Elric: When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. All I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. And then you showed up Al, and I realized that if we don't take care of each other then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the militaries lap dog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. Because we're not Gods, we're humans, tiny insignificant humans. Who couldn't even save a little girl.

Edward Elric: Who are you calling so short you want to squish like an ant?
Alphonse Elric: Calm down, he never said anything like that!
Edward Elric: But he was thinking it.

Alphonse Elric: Be careful, brother! He's a homunculi just like the others!
Edward Elric: [talking over Greed] I see, no wonder...
[Ed starts attacking Greed's men]
Greed: [holding up Izumi by her collar] Hey, listen, I've got a hostage here. Is everyone forgetting about that? Come on, isn't anybody paying attention here! Hellooo?

Roy Mustang: When I'm Führer, there will be changes! That day...*strikes dramatic pose* all female officers will be required to wear - TINY MINISKIRTS! Jean Havoc: YOU'RE A MIRACLE, MUSTANG! (hugs Mustang's leg) I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Roy Mustang: Yes! (while posing) Hawkeye: ... (walks away with bemused look)

Hughes: (shows picture to Ed) Look, can you believe how big Elysia's gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now! She follows me everywhere on that thing like my own escort of cuteness! (kisses picture)

Edward Elric: Yep, you're the same as ever, Major: nice and insane.

Maes Hughes: In the red corner...The Flame Alchemist and hero of the Eastern Rebellion...Colonel Roy Mustang! Give it up!

Audience: You just want a promotion!

Audience: Give me back my girlfriend!

Hughes: And in the blue corner, the FullMetal Alchemist, and living legend of the people, let's hear it for Edward Elric!

Audience: What, where? I can't see him!

Audience: Working grade schooler is more like it!

Audience: Good luck, bean sprout!

Ed: DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!

Al: Calm down.

Ed: Okay, Al, you're right. Today's a great day, the day I beat Mustang's pompous mug in front the whole army and get some damn respect.

Al: But we're indebted to him, brother.

Ed: He's asked for it. Saying he knows all we do, acting like he'd let our secret out, then not telling me what I need to know.

Al: So what's your strategy?

Ed: I told you, a fist in his face!

Hawkeye: (over the phone) Major, I'd just like to offer a bit of... feminine advice. BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER JUST FIVE MONTHS!

Hughes: (rubs his ear) Geez... does she really think we're talking seriously here?

Izumi: When you live, your life will end sooner or later... The body will return to the earth. Grass and flowers will grow on top of it. The soul will nourish the hearts... and it will live on in the hearts of other people. Everything in this world flows around and circulates. That goes for human lives too.

Izumi Curtis: You helped bring a new life into this world, and that's an invaluable experience.

Edward Elric: Naw... we just ran around, screaming our heads off, thinking she was gonna die.

Dorochet: Listen up kid, you're comin' with us... Is that clear?

Al: Sorry, but Teacher told me not to go with strangers!

Dorochet: Don't be ridiculus how old are you?

Al: Fourteen?

Dorochet: If your that old you should be able to think and act for you self by now am I right? Listen kid... if you ever want to be a man... then you gotta act like one. You can't just let your teacher run your life forever, right? You need to make your own decisions!

Al: I see... I should think for myself!

Dorochet: Now you're talking... Then we're clear, you're gonna come with us...(Gets punched by Al)

Al: I decided not to go with strangers. That's my decision and mine alone!