http://www.zorpia.com/vandamonium Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:28 EST Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:28 EST Zorpia.com http://www.zorpia.com/vandamonium/journal/1570103 Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List * Taoism: Shit happens. * Confucianism: Confucius say, &quot;Shit happens.&quot; * Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. * Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. * Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? * Hinduism: This shit has happened before. * Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. * Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. * Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. * Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. * Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. * Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. * Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. * Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. * Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. * Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. * Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. * Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) * Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. * Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. * Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? * Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. * Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. * Creationism: God made all shit. * Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. * Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray! * Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. * Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. * Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. * Utopianism: This shit does not stink. * Darwinism: This shit was once food. * Capitalism: That's MY shit. * Communism: It's everybody's shit. * Feminism: Men are shit. * Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... * Commercialism: Let's package this shit. * Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. * Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. * Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. * Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? * Stoicism: This shit is good for me. * Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening! * Mormonism: God sent us this shit. * Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. * Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. * Scientology: If shit happens, see &quot;Dianetics&quot;, p.157. * Jehovah's Witnesses: &gt;Knock&lt; &gt;Knock&lt; Shit happens. * Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? * Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. * Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. * Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. * Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! * Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. * Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. * Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. * Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. * Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? * Agnostic #3: What is this shit? * Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. * Atheism: What shit? * Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! * Nihilism: No shit. * And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time! 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